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07-06-2010, 05:46 PM
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I just thought it was too funny.
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07-06-2010, 06:23 PM
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I was just upping the smart-ass quotient. As usual.
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07-06-2010, 06:32 PM
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THANK YOU, since you are all experienced jumpers how about a FOURSOME?????
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07-06-2010, 07:32 PM
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Why don't the blind skydive?
It scares the shit out of the dogs!
If you main chute doesn't open and your reserve chute doesn't open, how long does it take to hit the ground?
The rest of your life!
What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer?
A golfer goes "[WHACK] ... Oh shit!". A skydiver goes "Oh shit! ... [WHACK]"
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.
Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
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07-06-2010, 08:37 PM
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THANK YOU, since you are all experienced jumpers how about a FOURSOME?????
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I'm ready when you are.
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07-06-2010, 08:46 PM
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Don't think skydivedallas allows it, but have you ever considered nude skydiving?
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07-06-2010, 11:08 PM
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Don't think skydivedallas allows it, but have you ever considered nude skydiving?
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I doubt they do, but if I can find them I have some of a gal that jumped with us in the buff all the time. Was pretty fun to watch!!!
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07-07-2010, 11:11 PM
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ok, Tara and Reese. first you go from blonde to brunette and now you're jumping out of planes. what will you girls think of next? i dare ask. if i didn't have firsthand knowledge i would wonder if you had big brass ones.  hey, never done it myself so my only advice is to LAND SOFTLY. kinda like the way your pieces are put together now.
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07-07-2010, 11:36 PM
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ok, Tara and Reese. first you go from blonde to brunette and now you're jumping out of planes. what will you girls think of next? i dare ask. if i didn't have firsthand knowledge i would wonder if you had big brass ones. hey, never done it myself so my only advice is to LAND SOFTLY. kinda like the way your pieces are put together now. |
Oh shit, Tara! I think I am stalking you!!  
Flexy, my pieces like you too.. I promise I will keep them safe.
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07-07-2010, 11:38 PM
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I'd suggest a tandem jump if you get nervous at altitude. I've taken some friends on a jump in Kansas. There was nothing for them to hit but the ground. 12,000 ft of fun!
Overseas, I've seen guys blown off target and get hurt. Nighttime HALO drops can scare the crap out of you. I don't recommend them.
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07-07-2010, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by TexTushHog
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.
Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going *up*! Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
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That's a damn good joke! 
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07-08-2010, 07:47 AM
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Oh shit, Tara! I think I am stalking you!!
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I think I might like it.
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07-21-2010, 05:43 PM
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So, I'm wondering...did you go do the jump or did our smartass coments distract you?
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07-21-2010, 06:22 PM
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I have to say I chickened out. Heard way to many horror stories, thanks guys. Just kidding, I love you all. Maybe for my 40th?
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07-21-2010, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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Hey Tara, just got back from Vegas and noticed they have indoor skydiving. not sure what that's like but maybe enough to give you a taste of what its like.
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