Help Please - Manscaping

[homer13]

I aint plucking no ass hairs. that's what the electric razor is for, bzzzzzzz, gone. smooth as a babies butt.

let's talk about more manly stuff like ribs and sausage (oh I guess we kinda were talking about sausage) and brisket. Summer is a foot so let's plan for out door bbq's

[Toyz]

Mmmmm BBQ....

I have never had a BJ while chowing on a Rib...

Need to add that to the growing bucket list...

[Kit-4-Kat]

I offer manscaping services and have over 20 yrs experience thanks to my ex-hubby being very fuzzy! It's included in gstud's review: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=381001

A new product idea that's surfaced recently is Shave Secret, a blend of essential oils that acts as a slicker for the razor to glide w/out "jumping" and simultaneously moisturizes the skin to prevent rash or ashy skin afterward. The warm & tingly sensation from the eucalyptus is pretty exciting to my clit I have to say. The fellas don't seem to find it as stimulating, but the genitalia have different needs. Although your razor can eventually get jammed up due to oil buildup if not properly cleaned afterward, the overall effectiveness of the product outweighs this factor, IMO.

If you have thicker, longer pubic hairs, I suggest using clippers or scissors if you don't have those to trim to a more manageable length before shaving. Move fast, though, because the clipper's metal guard heats up & can be a bit uncomfortable.

Considering the need for a very thorough & clean shave, OP, I'm of a mind that someone other than yourself should take on the task. You're inexperienced and it's a skill at times to figure out what position to contort yourself into for proper angles, etc... I may not have balls, but I joke that my long ass labia are my DEFLATED ones & they're sometimes accused of being BRASS! LOL

I still offer this service and am available if you're interested. That's probably going to be asked next, so may as well respond ahead of time!

So proud of you boyz who groom yourselves neatly!
XOXOX

[islander]

When I got a vasectomy, I shaved myself in advance, only to find out they were required to do it anyway, even if I was had already smooth as a cue ball.

The worst part? It was a male tech that was manning the razor.

He was trying to make small talk while he was doing it, and I was like "Dude, just shut the hell up, I'm trying my best to block this from my memory banks already."

[SeaMan]

Kit 4 Kat, I'll be calling... Islander, that is adding insult to injury, no man should go through that.

Thanks for the laughs folks, I'll update once more while in recovery.

Until then, signing off this thread.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by islander

When I got a vasectomy, I shaved myself in advance, only to find out they were required to do it anyway, even if I was had already smooth as a cue ball.

The worst part? It was a male tech that was manning the razor.

He was trying to make small talk while he was doing it, and I was like "Dude, just shut the hell up, I'm trying my best to block this from my memory banks already."

What was the itemized charge for "ball scaping" by the male with a blade?

[whiz]

Waxing is actually better.....lasts longer and is smoother and even the regrowth becomes thinner and avoids the stubble. A few salons that offer male waxing (by female waxers) include Bee Waxed in Bee Caves, Iris Salon on Guadalupe, there is a very very attractive girl in Round Rock called Mindalina Studio, and there is a lady named Joyce in Oak Hill who waxes men. The good ones wax it all from the bellybutton to the tailbone and they usually use Brazilian hard wax. The first time can be a little painful, but it gets better the more you do it. Don't worry about getting an erection, etc. All the girls I mentioned almost expect it to happen. I had one gal at Iris in fact tell me I needed to get one which was interesting (she is no longer there).....At the same time all these girls are legit...so no funny stuff. I've run into a couple places in San Antonio that were more open to that like Rejuanation Health Spa....

Now for the girls.....I actually offer a mobile waxing service specializing in Brazilians. I'm not licensed, but do good work and don't charge a dime and don't expect any sexual favors in return. My female clients have ranged from mothers and (adult) daughters to pregnant ladies, strippers, escorts and housewives. I advertise on Craigslist Beauty and Backpage Adult Jobs.

[Who's Your Daddy]

Manscaping is simple as pouring piss out of a boot. Like Kat sez, use electric TRIMMER NOT RAZOR to chop down the heavy stuff. Buy the 5 blade Fusion razor and shaving gel for sensitive skin in the orange can. Lube your nuts, pull taut, shave away. The first time takes the most time....maintenance is easier. Rinse and apply soothing shaving gel to shaved area.

Clean shaved balls get much more play time from the ladies You'll never go back to hairy balls once you've done it.....enjoy

[Ez5417]

Originally Posted by unagi

Won't the medical staff handle this for you?

Exactly. Being from medical field, it's one of the steps. Just saying. Odd that they would request self preparation. Lol.

[cyrick]

Originally Posted by ExoticEzra

Exactly. Being from medical field, it's one of the steps. Just saying. Odd that they would request self preparation. Lol.

In today's healthcare climate, I imagine there are limits to what they can do or what is covered. I imagine some will need more "preparation" than others ;-)