Self Abuse

[Boltfan]

When you start getting lotion burns.

Originally Posted by pyramider

When does self abuse cross into perversion?

Beating the meat?
Choking the chicken?
Spancking the monkey?
Whacking oneself?
Whipping one's own ass?
Dressing like a pinata and walking down the street?

[CryptKicker]

A little hasty on my part.. Lots to learn.....

Feel free to continue to have your fun...

[AdventureAdams]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

opps got caught stealing a baseball bat

LOL That's from the "Saint's Row" game. Love it.

[SofaKingFun]

Whack-A-Mole. Now *that's* a game for perverts. Whack-off enough of them and you get coupons. Coupons are then converted into points, which, depending on how many you've accumulated, determines which prize you win.

Moral of the story; Points/Whack-offs = Win!


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[offshoredrilling]

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Whack-A-Mole. Now *that's* a game for perverts. Whack-off enough of them and you get coupons. Coupons are then converted into points, which, depending on how many you've accumulated, determines which prize you win.

Moral of the story; Points/Whack-offs = Win!


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Why is it every time I watch a debate I thinck about whack-a-mole? Its like whenever a candidate opens his/her mouth I want to start whacking.

Do you thinck moles can self whack?

[boardman]

Originally Posted by CryptKicker

A little hasty on my part.. Lots to learn.....

Feel free to continue to have your fun...

Good call CryptKicker.

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Why is it every time I watch a debate I thinck about whack-a-mole? Its like whenever a candidate opens his/her mouth I want to start whacking.

Do you thinck moles can self whack?

Just the slow ones out of the hole becuzz they're loocking at Mole-Asses.

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[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

opps got caught stealing a baseball bat

I thinck Manny Ramirez used a bat like that during his stint with the Bosox.