The hobby STORY thread….

[sixfootsixpunk]

Originally Posted by ElumEno

This has me really confused - are you a guy who did SW for some fast cash or did you just give up your Mandle?

Yeah when I was younger I was homeless and did some SW on the side. So what.

[ElumEno]

Sometimes worlds collide...

This is not a true story, any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

I was maybe 6 months into the hobby and use to spend a lot of time in chat (when they had chat).
I got a message asking if I was interested in meeting with a UTR college girl.
I was very reluctant at first but seeing how he was a long time member I said sure and he gave me her number.


She told me she was from KC and goes to school down in Springfield and how likes to make a little extra cash on her way back.
Because she has family in NKC she does not 'hobby' here but would meet in Harrisonville at a Notel right off of the highway.

The little head had taken over in full force with the idea of spending a couple hours with a sweet sounding 22 year old college girl.
It was on... so I hit the road and was running right on time, get to her incall and gave her a call,
she told me what door to park at and when i got out I was met at the door by this smoking hot spinner of a girl wearing this red lacy see through teddy.
Once I was inside and the door closed we gave each other a hug and that is when I noticed that she looked vaguely familiar.

She walked over to the bed and sit down as I was taking off my jacket, I was about to place the envelope on to the dresser when she kinda tilted her head and said the two words that still ring in my ears.

HOW'S J*?

That is when it hit me like a ton of bricks why she looked so familiar... you see my son is J* and this girl was his high school girlfriend.
My dick and balls shrunk and hide themselves so well that I might have passed as female that day.
Needless to say there was no hobbying activities... I left her part of the donation, even though she said that was not necessary, and ran out of there as fast as I could.


Hard to believe that was almost ten years ago... she is now Pharmacist in Colorado.

[queenV]

Well shes looking out for you lol 😂

[queenV]

That sounds like a party and gave me a good idea! I bet you were tired lol

[queenV]

This is why you are my fkm.. I have a lot to learn

[queenV]

My favorite story SO wiukd be with Ms. Dallas. There is even a review called “blue balls” . I can never forget Dallas reaction “ why am I wet?” Well we had just had a hour of fun ���� than she realized that blue chalk was falling lol. So of course I throw my white lace robe in her lol ( I know logic thinking) They both kept enjoying each other and laughing. It went all the way to the hallway in my apartment! It looked like 20 people had partied that night! It was amazing!
I look forward to wau more stories like all of you guys!

[DallasRain]

i used to see a gent in new orleans who was wealthy and elderly.. i was 48

he had a 50th high scool reunion at a bowling alley bar

he paid me to be his date

i wore a short skirt w no panties,a tight low cut tank top with pushup bra,and black velvet knee high boots

he told the old ladies he had dated in high school that i was his girlfriend now

boy those ladies tongues were wagging!!! lol


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i had a sweet eldery gent who i would go to lunchdates with
once we exchanged underwear and went to eat at the hotel steakhousr

[@rlo726]

Originally Posted by sixfootsixpunk

Yeah when I was younger I was homeless and did some SW on the side. So what.

I did as well when I was much younger. I started out driving for an escort service when I moved back to KC. The way it worked; I would drive the lady to a dude who called the service. After I dropped her off, she would call the service to let them know how long she was going to be. They would then beep me, and I would call to get the 411. I'd usually sit in a hotel bar and wait.

One day a couple from Omaha booked one of our ladies and it turned out that they also wanted a guy for the wife. I was readily available and needed the money. The escort's cut back then was whatever she/he could negotiate after paying the service and the driver. Escort would usually end up with $90-$125 an hour. It was awesome! The wife was not bad looking but the best part was, we all 4 got on the same bed and I was able to screw Brooke the escort too.

But the craziest “hobby” adventure was the same scenario. Only this time I was driving a porn star caliber Latina named Roxanne. The hobbyist was a kinky Plaza attorney who had a closet full of fetishes. After checking in, Roxanne had me come up and join in. The attorney was in full lingerie and high heels and there was a lot of social lubricant on the coffee table. Dude wanted me to do Roxie as many times as I could, and he wanted to “clean up” our mess.
Well, I was young, so I was able to unload 3 times. And he was there like a hog at the trough.
But the good part was I was able to play with Roxie for 3 hours and get paid for it. And she was Hazel quality. Some of you remember her from 5-6 years back.

Now I’m so old that just thinking about it wears my ass out…

[KCFalcon77]

Told this store in the mens lounge the other day, but I'll edit the ladies name for public consumption. Set up an outcall date with a provider I'd seen a couple of times before. She shows up a little late, (fairly normal) and she had kind of an orange tint to her. Found out she'd just done a spray on tan. Well we get down to business, and afterwards she dresses and heads on her way. I head to the restroom to do a more thorough cleanup, and I notice I have orange coloring all over my chest, and legs and hands. I go back to the bedroom. Notice the bed, (the sheets and comforter are white), are covered in orange blotches all over the jumbled linens! I mean what the hell...Must have been a hell of a ride. I sweated the color right off of her....

[Best_peter]

I met a lady for our first date & she was super excited to try her new penis pump... it was brand new, still in the box.

We figured out how to get it working and she was certainly enjoying the effect it was having on me. Unfortunately, neither of us could figure out where the release valve was to turn the suction off! After a bit of panic & laughter she had to take a scissors and cut the air line on the thing.

We saw each other many more times but never tried another pump.

[queenV]

I can only imagine the amount of panic there was for a few minutes lol

[queenV]

I could listen to your stories all day!

[vegasbaby7]

Funniest thing I've heard from a provider.
Said she got a call from her best friend she grew up with next door, "I need to see you RIGHT NOW!", & she hung up. He best friend was also a provider, so she was worried something bad happened to her & rushed over to see her.
Her friend appeared fine & she asked her what's wrong? Her friend said, I just saw YOUR DAD!! Neither of the 2 ladies showed their face in their ads, & neither of their families new about their involvement in the hobby.
I asked her what did you do?

She said she went to see her dad & said I think we need to talk. Her dad said well if your best friend is escorting then you must be too. She nodded yes. Then he said, "Well if my secret's safe with you, your secret's safe with me!".
I met her my 1st year & she's still active on P411 today. BOY has she changed tho. Young GFE then, heavy BDSM now.

[DallasRain]

love these stories!!!!



i have a guy in new orleans who calls his wife and chats with her while im giving him head

[@rlo726]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

love these stories!!!!

i have a guy in new orleans who calls his wife and chats with her while im giving him head

Nice! Next time try calling the wife while He gives You head...