Encounter: Relax Massage - Kelly

[SweetSteve]

thank you for sharing your very helpful information...I greatly appreciate it

[shinblade]

Great 411 and helpful insights as always friend. Your wife watches cooking shows but doesn't cook? Consider yourself fortunate. Mine watches home improvement and house swapping shows and is constantly getting ideas for me to spend money. Her fallback is forensic files type shows. Half of them seem to be about a wife having her husband killed.

[SpursFan]

Originally Posted by shinblade

Great 411 and helpful insights as always friend. Your wife watches cooking shows but doesn't cook? Consider yourself fortunate. Mine watches home improvement and house swapping shows and is constantly getting ideas for me to spend money. Her fallback is forensic files type shows. Half of them seem to be about a wife having her husband killed.

Now that's funny - "Danger Will Robinson - Danger!"



SF

[CrankShaft]

Your AMP doppelganger, at least from a notes perspective, is at Massage Haus on Thousand Oaks. She remembers everything you tell her. I forgot her name.

She wears boots with zippers. Just before she did the backwalking, I heard her unzip something then hop on. I though she took off her jean shorts and I was getting a nude backwalking.

I bet you could make a cool Jeopardy round based on your files and hers.

"This person has Fathers day socks?"

"Who is MacMan?"

Originally Posted by naughty4u1976

If I have a good experience I also keep detailed files on these girls in my phone.
They REALLY like it when you ask about how their young son is doing on his piano lessons or where they plan on opening their business when they finish cosmetology school.
It makes them feel special and usually they reward you with a
better session. I will also look up info on where they are from
in China or Taiwan to ask them very specific questions when I see
them. People open up more when you find a common bond.

[naughty4u1976]

Everything I've ever seen about Massage Haus has been either
bad or mixed (at best).

Sounds like this naked-backwalker could be a fun person
although I wouldnt want to piss her off.

What are your thoughts about Massage Haus?

[Chon Chon Rodriguez]

Went in to Massage Haus twice, both times both girls were wearing jeans, so I turned around and left. Jeans are a deal breaker for me.

[Chon Chon Rodriguez]

My old lady says if she watches every episode of "Snapped" she'll learn how to get away with murdering me. She watches at least one episode every day.

[naughty4u1976]

My ole lady doesnt have the intestinal fortitude to straight
up murder me.
I'm worth more alive than dead. Think military
pension, insurance and disability...

My wife does tease me on a regular basis to go freezer
shopping for a large chest style frezer.


https://www.insider.com/wife-kept-hu...ce-say-2019-12

[CrankShaft]

To be clear, she unzipped her boots and her small white jean shorts stayed on during the back walk.

YMMV, but my milage has been pretty good there and other places. Maybe it's just a good streak I'm on.

If you over pay you could get a quality L1 with north and south access from GFE Annie who's cute, petite and personable and wants to keep things on the down-low.

Double pops seem to offset the above average cost.

Massage is pretty good. Maybe strong elbows and knees are better than backwalking.

Originally Posted by naughty4u1976

Everything I've ever seen about Massage Haus has been either
bad or mixed (at best).

Sounds like this naked-backwalker could be a fun person
although I wouldnt want to piss her off.

What are your thoughts about Massage Haus?