What not to say....

[xomissmiab]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Ok Mia, thank you for that.
I've been amused all afternoon.
That's also the: "Your my next ex-wife" curse line.

Btw, I'd like to thank a few of the gals here for getting me to the point where I now laugh at the ex, which infuriates her.

Lol no seriously I still laugh about it months later because he’d annoy me more than any s.o. ever has 💀 that marriage would not have lasted a car ride 😭

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by xomissmiab

“Wanna get married? You’ll get half my pension” 😂😄

Hell, that coulda been ME saying that! Except, I would have said one-fourth, cuz the wife would take the first half (if not more)...