Albundy for President!!!!

[albundy]

Originally Posted by OldGent

Your first debate will be in Fuchon against Hillary. Ice-T will be moderating. After Action analysis panel to include Nina Hartley, Larry Flynt, Jenna Jamesson, and Al Sharpton.

Agreed. Except for Sharpton. He will be banned from President Bundy's functions. I don't want a race-baiting opportunist like him around.

President Bundy's administration is all about inclusion and joining together. Specifically, my dick joining together with a hot hooker's pussy.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by OldGent

Your first debate will be in Fuchon against Hillary. Ice-T will be moderating. After Action analysis panel to include Nina Hartley, Larry Flynt, Jenna Jamesson, and Al Sharpton.

To replace Sharpton, I'll have the legendary Ron Jeremy. With his vast experience and knowledge of the issues, he'd be an asset. Also, the panel is WAY too liberal. I need a Conservative piece of ass on the panel as well. I want Michelle Malkin on the panel too. And as much as I like Jenna, We still need an AA perspective to replace the perspective lost by shit-canning Sharpton's sorry ass. So I nominate Skin Diamond to the panel as a replacement.

President Bundy's politics are Conservative, but his fucking is Liberal.

The reconstituted panel:

[CoonAssinLa]

And our weekly meetings can be held at the big parking lot by Morris Street.

[BassCat]

I think we should be able to wright off our hooker expenses as entertainment. I would love to sit down with my cpa and watch his face when I pull out a bunch of hooker receipts lol

[OldGent]

Agenda items:

1.Creating hobby subsidies to stimulate the market and create hobby opportunities to a wider section of the population.

2. Making March a national "Black Pussy Matters!" Month.

3. Reforming the education system and making Sex skills mastery 101 mandatory remedial class for all college freshmen. Which will include hygiene education.

4. Tax breaks to encourage more corporations making and selling sex related products domestically.

5 Foreign policy to require all ambassadors to this country to provide native companions at all embassy functions or we start carpet bombings asap.

6. Grants granted to medical research sources to make maximum effort to eradicate all STDs.

7. Possible bill making Viagra and Cialis commodities like government cheese.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by BassCat

I think we should be able to wright off our hooker expenses as entertainment. I would love to sit down with my cpa and watch his face when I pull out a bunch of hooker receipts lol

Originally Posted by CoonAssinLa

And our weekly meetings can be held at the big parking lot by Morris Street.

Originally Posted by OldGent

Agenda items:

1.Creating hobby subsidies to stimulate the market and create hobby opportunities to a wider section of the population.

2. Making March a national "Black Pussy Matters!" Month.

3. Reforming the education system and making Sex skills mastery 101 mandatory remedial class for all college freshmen. Which will include hygiene education.

4. Tax breaks to encourage more corporations making and selling sex related products domestically.

5 Foreign policy to require all ambassadors to this country to provide native companions at all embassy functions or we start carpet bombings asap.

6. Grants granted to medical research sources to make maximum effort to eradicate all STDs.

7. Possible bill making Viagra and Cialis commodities like government cheese.

President Bundy approves of all of these requests. I will discuss them with my top aides at our next meeting tonight at the nudie bar.

I was thinking of hiring Siberia as one of our Hospitality Representatives as well. That way we can use her to blow the Heads of State of Muslim countries and don't have to waste one of our normal women. We'll just cut a hole over her mouth on the paper bag. They're used to getting blown from someone with their face covered anyway, so its a win-win.

[Melissa Madyson]

Free AL BUNDY....!!!! What mean person baited him in to get him banned?? This is such a sad day....Well he got MY vote...Don't gripe when all the good people are gone off here and we are left with dead POS posters and timewasters and Mandles....WTH??
M.M.

[annie@christophers]

Fuck them...FREE AL! BAN THE INSTIGATORS OR THE BLACKMAILERS! sheesh...it's time to circle the wagons peeps...js. xxoo annie.

[Alantir]

WTF? Al got banned? I know this board is a hive of drama llamas but, really? He's an institution.

[Melissa Madyson]

Yes Al was banned ....I am so sorry that happened. I hate haters!!
M.M.

[annie@christophers]

We aren't allowed to hate ...

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Alantir

WTF? Al got banned? I know this board is a hive of drama llamas but, really? He's an institution, just not a smart one.

Completed your thought.

[australian_hell_yun]

Al,

I don't see you becoming president. I did propose a business offer to you owning 49%. The escort service "Aussies Angels". During your time off, sample the talent and let's get this started.

Like you, what they lack in looks, they'll make up in volume.

[Guest123018]

..... Countdown

[Lily Kat Wood]

I know... I've been eagerly awaiting his return.