If your MOM was a WHORE...

[JONBALLS]

you really think he didn pay huh?

[JONBALLS]

did you have a menu to share of your hypothetical WHORE mom?



just in an attempt to get us back on topic

[Guest052516-1]

My mom
Actually wasn't a whore. Would you like to share your moms
Menu. Some Freudian shit going on there ? Don't get me wrong,
Clearly this is all in good fun...right ?

[Guest052516-1]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

you really think he didn pay huh?

He sure as shit didn't brag about it on a website. Just sayin' all in good fun right? It's so much easier when we play nice .

[Guest052516-1]

But seriously , I'm a good listener . If you want to talk about your Freudian, mom-whore, or other issues; I don't judge. you can always pm me. We all need to let it out at some point . It's Good for the soul.

[JONBALLS]

why would i pm

it cant be any more entertaining than this? can it?

besides

i think i just realized why i get bored with cheap whores...instead of maintaining

sounds like a headache

[JONBALLS]

your like the girl friend/ wife guys try to escape


quite the life of the party

[JONBALLS]

can i go slit my wrist now?

[Guest052516-1]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

why would i pm

it cant be any more entertaining than this? can it?

besides

i think i just realized why i get bored with cheap whores...instead of maintaining

sounds like a headache

That was almost grammatically correct in nature. As amusing as this has been, I got what I needed; some humor, but ultimately something to
Satisfy my mean nature, thus making me ready for bed. I'm an upfront person, you obviously seem like an asshole, so part of me enjoys belittling you. Then I realized you have over 11,000 posts. Now I kind of feel guilty for coming off like such a dick to you. Apologies. I didn't realize that your life is, well, at the risk of being assumptive, lonely and lacking. I sure do hope you accept my apology. I kind of feel, what's the word I'm looking for: pity? Sadness? Empathy even? I'm not sure . I guess I just feel bad overall . I didn't realize this site was kind of like the only thing going on in your life . I kind of feel guilty, and like a shitty unsympathetic person now.

[Guest052516-1]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

can i go slit my wrist now?

I'm guessing by the judge of the time you spend on this site, it's only a matter of time. I heard you should Slit upward, not across. It's quicker . But I'd recommended the suicide hotline. Don't do anything rash. Life with get better for you. No need to do anything....crazy. Get some rest; you'll feel better in the morning.

[JONBALLS]

was it

you cant even maintain a cheap car

that hit so far home?

[JONBALLS]

or WHORE part?


just stop sucking cock for a living..... idk what to tell yah

[Guest052516-1]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

or WHORE part?


just stop sucking cock for a living..... idk what to tell yah

Pretty sure I never met you. If I did you must be referring to my car being in the shop, and what I drive is anything but cheap. It's actually the most reliable car around. I don't like people seeing my car. I prefer see there's. Wheels, paint coat...license plates...You know. Good luck with that wrist thing .

[Guest052516-1]

Remember up, not across.
"Some people are like slinkys; useless, but you can't help but laugh watching them fall down a flight of stairs."

[JONBALLS]

don't lick the paint especially if its peeling on the cars