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Toyz · 03-08-2015, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

It's why my handy j's are so bomb diggity. Kung fu grip.

"Squeezin' out every drop"...

ztonk · 03-08-2015, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

and I started hitting the weights and I look like I am 25 again. just ask Claire She Blows, I send her body pics about once a month.

She'd probably appreciate you more if you sent money or a gift card every month instead of pics. Or is she allowed to resell the pictures?

z

knotty man · 03-08-2015, 11:04 PM

hmmm...
we all need magnums,
we all go thru every position in the Kama Sutra in a 30 min session
we cum in quarts multiple times
we all give EVERY lady multiple O's with our amazing daty skills,
and over 21000 reviews in Austin alone and not 1 lists bbfs in activities!!
sound like theyre all accurate !!!!!!!

Toyz · 03-08-2015, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by knotty man

hmmm...
we all need magnums,
we all go thru every position in the Kama Sutra in a 30 min session
we cum in quarts multiple times
we all give EVERY lady multiple O's with our amazing daty skills,
and over 21000 reviews in Austin alone and not 1 lists bbfs in activities!!
sound like theyre all accurate !!!!!!!

"Cockmasters of Eccie"....soon to be released in paperback.

The many many tales of sexual feats so extraordinary as could only be told by the master of fiction, Stephen King.

Who's Your Daddy · 03-09-2015, 06:38 AM

My vote would be for Russ Tworthy. I've followed his fantasy since 1999 on ASPD.

RALPHEY BOY · 03-09-2015, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ztonk

She'd probably appreciate you more if you sent money or a gift card every month instead of pics. Or is she allowed to resell the pictures?

z

she likes my upper and lower ab pics I send. no face,

just in a white t-shirt pulled up and my pants or boxers pulled down just enough to see all my lower abs without showing the goods.. she seems to like them.

she can do what she wants to with my pics..

Annika · 03-09-2015, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

None.......

+1

Toyz · 03-09-2015, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

she likes my upper and lower ab pics I send. no face,

just in a white t-shirt pulled up and my pants or boxers pulled down just enough to see all my lower abs without showing the goods.. she seems to like them.

she can do what she wants to with my pics..

And ladies, don't forget to get your order in for the 2015 MEN OF ECCIE calendars!

Ralphey will be "Mr October"

Uncle Looking & Whispers will be our Thanksgiving "eat till you burst" picture for November

Other notables include:

F2C in his German Pantaloons
For our June/July/August Man of the month we will have 3 of EFNs gangbang buddies "crossing swords" to signify Hottober (the 90+ days of June/July/August)

Don't miss out! You can hang this calendar in your kitchen to help with scheduling and eliminating NCNS's.

Bob McV · 03-09-2015, 12:12 PM

I read reviews for physical, personality, and attitude descriptions, the BCD stuff is mostly irrelevant as I really don't care how she did you, and don't expect her to do me the exact same way.

it's not that I don't trust the studly adventures of middle-aged men, I just don't see how it truly applies to my decision-making

fun2come · 03-09-2015, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Toyz

And ladies, don't forget to get your order in for the 2015 MEN OF ECCIE calendars!

Plus they are hiding (well better get your magnifying glasses, as it is scaled 1:1 really) a surprise revelation shot of the Big Cawk ...

Look for it in August ... the hottest month, that was picked to prevent additional shrinkage like in Feb

Toyz · 03-09-2015, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fun2come

Plus they are hiding (well better get your magnifying glasses, as it is scaled 1:1 really) a surprise revelation shot of the Big Cawk ...

Look for it in August ... the hottest month, that was picked to prevent additional shrinkage like in Feb

We are INCLUDING at no additional charge, a pair of opera glasses with each order! No squint guarantee!

Place those orders now girls!

illuminati · 03-09-2015, 04:26 PM

so to get back on topic we have Metal Smith, nonattainment and Russ Tworthy. No one is nominating Still Looking???

mrhappysf · 03-09-2015, 04:32 PM

I've tried my best to be honest in the reviews I've taken the time to write. I'm not a magnum wearing, 30min lasting, multiple orgasm giving stud muffin. I think guys reading reviews care more about the ladies performance than the guys. Kinda like in porn - no one cares about the dudes, it is the girls that people want to see.

Toyz · 03-09-2015, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by illuminati

so to get back on topic we have Metal Smith, nonattainment and Russ Tworthy. No one is nominating Still Looking???

Uncle Looking provides THE best pictures! No Photoshop, no "Pleasing Angles", just straight up "here's what she looked like when I saw her". Other than that ugly fucking troll doll the pics are awesome!

iDigFitChicks · 03-09-2015, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Toyz

Uncle Looking provides THE best pictures! No Photoshop, no "Pleasing Angles", just straight up "here's what she looked like when I saw her". Other than that ugly fucking troll doll the pics are awesome!

I can't comment on the consistent veracity of most hobbyists' reviews since most don't share my taste in women. I thoroughly research any provider before pulling the trigger, seeking as many pictures as possible to verify that they meet my preference for young, tone, pretty women with small natural breasts. I've made a couple of exceptions for older women who's bodies are as tone or toner than the best of the young ones.

With that caveat, I've found Still Looking's reviews to be the most useful since he provides current, unretouched, non-glamour-shot pictures. I also find Oafer's reviews helpful because we most consistently of any other hobbyist share the same taste in women.