So hypothetically Yummy....

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Scoot over...I brought hot cocoa (giardelli...fuck Swiss miss)

So back on topic.....

Yummy, are you sharing that Giardelli?

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by armature

"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up..." Who said anything about a manhandle?

No my/our (Our being the masses of Ikky Hookerville) math is solid. Now, I know you say the bitches are just lined up a mile deep to see ole TG. I'm gonna call bullshit on that one, but in case I'm wrong. Which is rare BTW, but just in case I'm wrong...I'm gonna say that line is full of cray-cray riddled pussy....Jesus Christ, I can smell the hard day's night from here. Hope you got the stomach for it.

LOL! He did a multi-day with FoxyNC ... put a little Grey Poupon on it and it appears the man can stomach just about anything.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I don't deal with alts. Be a man, or a woman, or a hooker, or whatever you like, and post from your main account. This isn't even the pot calling the kettle black, this is the the rotten-toothed addict pointing at a diner and screaming "YOU GOTS SOMEFING IN YOUR TEEF!"

Unless you're afraid of being lambasted on your main account, then I understand your need to hide.

If six months of mostly polite inquiry around here have taught me anything, it's that manners are wasted on the helmeted special team in the same way that a bottle of Platinum is wasted on a homeless alcoholic.

I've already had my say about Wakeup. 'Nuff said. When someone dares to call his bullshit, he runs.



Let's tackle Dorothy, since she's still sniffing around my crotch. And by tackle, I do mean "I can see Dorothy on the offensive line of a women's prison football league" not the figurative addressing of a subject...although I suppose I mean both.

Dorothy, I suspect armature is your manhandle, because the arrival of that poster in this thread has an inversely proportional relationship with your continued verbal abuse - I don't think you've ever been this silent; not even when you were retired. Or not retired. Or trying to hack it. Or whatever. I suspect you even manage to spit more vitriol than that while you're actively working [read: with a dick in your mouth].

I realize that this entire community gives you "special snowflake" status and sort of lets you run around unchecked banging your helmet into walls and people alike while you smear that smelly mess all over everyone and everything like an inbred albino dog with a botched neutering operation trying to mark territory, but I don't feel the same protective urge to give you a wide enough berth to avoid you balling up your sausages and waddling over here to try throat punching me.

I've said it before - you have an amazing smile, so hot. You were the very first provider that I wanted to see. Completely wasted on the dumpster it's attached to. And from what people, including yourself say, it's a real dumping grounds for...pretty much everything. The reason I haven't (until this very moment) gotten long-winded when you've tried baiting me is because you've demonstrably proven that you are intellectually incapable of reading a complete sentence, comprehending what you've written, and then putting together enough words in the right order to assembly some semblance of a witty retort.

Don't feel like that's a bad thing; not everyone gets to grow up to be an astronaut. We need burger-flippers too. Or dick suckers. Although given what people say, I'm not sure you've found what you're GOOD at yet - apparently practice doesn't make perfect. In case you're coherent in person to offset your literary shortcomings, I'd extend you the courtesy of a meet and greet over lunch to sort this out. Something nice...but familiar to you. McDonalds? Three double quarter pounders, a bag of fries, and a gallon of coke? Lemme know where to bring it.

I'm not angry at you; your taunts, name-calling, alt abuse - six months of this from you - truly not angry. Call it 15% annoyance and 85% pity. I'm sure you understand the annoyance part, since you work tirelessly to perfect your ability to emulate a dingleberry...the annoying inability to get off the soiled bits of toilet paper attached to your butt.

The 85% - it's sad to see a smile like that wasted on someone like you. I'm sure when you were a kid, someone taught you that attractive people didn't have to work to succeed in life, which spawned a life quest to get by on looks and no intelligence - and now looks are fading with age, you're discovering that you probably should have tried graduating middle school and developing some life skills because the market for "heinous gossip crones" is rather limited and is exclusively non-paying volunteer work.

Having said that, most of which you probably won't understand, which contributes to the pity...I'm sure you'll be back shortly with some inane, derogatory and pithy retort, the effect of which will be muted by your previously mentioned handicaps, and doubtlessly muffled by the surge of dopamine being released in your brain from stuffing that second double quarter pounder down...

So let me pre-emptively remind you that I've been kind for months, and this is the politest abuse I can give without getting savage. I think I've toed the line for "points" on this one without stepping over the line, but time (and Spice) will tell.

Bravo! A Bitch-Slap Death of A Thousand Cuts in the finest of British traditions.

[Mr. Romantic]

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

I'm here to tick items off my bucket list, and meet women worth lavishing time and attention on. That's basically the point of ECCIE. The guys who do that well, I admire and take advice about ladies in the hobby from.

This is what ECCIE has evolved into for some. However, it was not the original point of it's predecessor. The original vision was information-sharing for the protection of providers.

And then there's a handful of guys who - given a choice between pussy and me - would rather hover my ass and count the droplets of sweat trickling over my starfish while I'm hobbying while providing a running monologue of how it's supposed to be done.

You're lucky it's only a handful. Back in the day it was pretty much every "seasoned" hobbyist. And the moderators back then make the ones today look like Mister Rogers. You would not have stood a chance with your current approach. But as I said, the hobby, hobbyists, providers, and sites like ECCIE have evolved to the point where guys like you can survive and even thrive. It's not a knock, you've joined during a different era and if this is working for you then congrats on your success.

In the meantime, I will continue seeking very the best of company, having my shoes shined, drinking the very best of alcohol, aspiring to a threesome with two gorgeous women, letting some steam loose on ECCIE, and being entertained by our helmeted special Olympians.

La vie est trop courte pour boire du mauvais vin!

[Wakeup]

The true Grey Poupon crowd knows it is Ghirardelli...even though you can buy it at Walgreens...but carry on...

[Guest032117]

Lol...forgive my humanity...they were out of the Castillano Abuelitas brand.

[Wakeup]

No worries, it's not like that shit is a Jaeger-LeCoultre Master Gyrotourbillon or anything...those guys get really pissed when you misspell it...we mere mortals can be forgiven...

[Island_Gent]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Scoot over...I brought hot cocoa (giardelli...fuck Swiss miss)

I just can't turn away...

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

So back on topic.....

Yummy, are you sharing that Giardelli?

Originally Posted by Wakeup

The true Grey Poupon crowd knows it Ghirardelli...but carry on...

Sir, the rules of probity dictate that you don't embarrass a lady by correcting her publicly. Quite gallant really.

[Wakeup]

Thank Tebow I don't know anything about being probed by rulers...

[Island_Gent]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Thank Tebow I don't know anything about being probed by rulers...

Clearly why the Grey Poupon crowd won't deign to have you join their ranks...it's de rigueur among their lot.

[Guest032117]

Lol wu...

IG,
No embarazado y no tengi leche tambien. (You'll mark the difference between castillano y portugués).

[chicagoboy]

Grey Poupon is made by the same company as makes Cheez Whiz.

[Guest032117]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[Wakeup]

Shhh...don't spoil it for them...

[Island_Gent]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Lol wu...

IG,
No embarazado y no tengi leche tambien. (You'll mark the difference between castillano y portugués).

LOL...clever girl...I should hope not.

Now about this probing that's been mentioned.