Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

[boardman]

I just received a PM from St. C.

To: All fucktards on the Houston board
Attached is a bill for $3587.69 for a new server so you can keep posting stupid shit in the Slap your mama thread.
Your dues will be increased accordingly until the equipment is paid for.

Woo Hoo, I guess that means we can go to 3000!

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

So no congrats to me for getting the 2000th post in this thread?

sorry, I read it as MY 2000th post.

although I have posted something like 90 in this monstrosity.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

25. songs that have a dance you can do with it i.e. Electric Slide, Ricky Bobby, Soulja Boy
26. barbeque
27. all you can eat buffets
28. free shit

[notanewbie]

28. free shit

you are wrong for that.

Church's Fried Chicken would have been less offensive.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

What??

I love free shit, but I hate Church's. Popeye's baby, Popeye's.

[boardman]

29. That guy that drives the Conn's truck.

[notanewbie]

Popeye's...agreed. That is why Church's is offensive. They're aint no chicken like Popeyes. I once did russian with two spicy breasts. Sweet.

[Eccie Addict]

Come on now everybody likes free shit especially free pussy lol

[boardman]

List of stuff Rednecks Like

#1 Government Cheese

[Eccie Addict]

White people like KFC lmao

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rednecks

[Eccie Addict]

Originally Posted by boardman

List of stuff Rednecks Like

#1 Government Cheese

And shiney stuff like fishing lures

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Eccie Addict

White people like KFC lmao

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by boardman

List of stuff Rednecks Like

#1 Government Cheese

we used to make grilled cheese sammiches out of that, without the bread.

[Brooke Wilde]