So hypothetically Yummy....

[WTF]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I would also need 3 months hooker pay upfront to cover my bancation time.

He only gets you banned for short time but damn the sob will post every detail of what was said and done...I think he must be voice recording the conversations. Send Dorthy in to arrest him for dat chit!

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I would also need 3 months hooker pay upfront to cover my bancation time.

ModPussyInHeels can get it reduced by 1/12th.

Then you can tell LexieInBanville the night before you return.

[dearhunter]

Poor Lexie........cooking with monkey grease

[Guest032117]

No need; The day of my return, Dorfy will start speaking in tongues (politeness will ooze from her mouth), and there will be a triple rainbow in the sky over which I will ride my unicorn and resume my place in ICKville. And vajazzlement...for everyone!

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Poor Lexie........cooking with monkey grease

It was about time that whore got a taste.. since she was so concerned with everyone else's bans..

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Can I pet your Flying Spaghetti Monster ?

Anytime...

[Guest021217]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

No need; The day of my return, Dorfy will start speaking in tongues (politeness will ooze from her mouth), and there will be a triple rainbow in the sky over which I will ride my unicorn and resume my place in ICKville. And vajazzlement...for everyone!

Keep Dreaming I tried being nice once but it didn't work out I was accused of not being Dorfy.... Sigh

So I Called him a cock sucker and asked him if that was better and he agreed... heh

[Guest032117]

You can't stop the whore apocalypse, my wuv. FTR, you are always such a good and sweet sugar mama to me

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

No need; The day of my return, Dorfy will start speaking in tongues (politeness will ooze from her mouth), and there will be a triple rainbow in the sky over which I will ride my unicorn and resume my place in ICKville. And vajazzlement...for everyone!

Well Tebow be praised.........that would make it all worthwhile.

[Guest032117]

BTW, my unicorn is a civilian so I'm not pimpin' her out...enough with the PM's already!

[Guest021217]

heh

[SpiceItUp]

Originally Posted by WTF

Spice...whats with TG saying he sent you that review to pre-approve. You and Foxy sit down together and approved that chit?

Lmao, yeah we had popcorn night at Fancy's place. Nah, he sent me a small portion of it to see if it was against the guidelines.

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

"just hold your nose and get it over with"?

You are welcome

I choked. My wife wandered into the room and asked what was so funny. Fortunately, I have ALT+TAB alibis, but what was on the other tab wasn't funny. I had to make up a story.

Thanks.

[TravelingGentleman]

Originally Posted by WTF

He only gets you banned for short time but damn the sob will post every detail of what was said and done...I think he must be voice recording the conversations. Send Dorthy in to arrest him for dat chit!

Dorothy apparently would arrest me with a giant dildo, asking for money while doing it.

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by WTF

Spice...whats with TG saying he sent you that review to pre-approve. You and Foxy sit down together and approved that chit?

That's called throwing a mod under the bus along with the hooker.