some levity for a friday

[missi hart]

42 Things Not To Say To A Man Who Is Penis-Impared~

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a night crawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27.. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.

[Risn2TheOccasion]

ROFLMAO Great laugh Missi. My favorite.....

28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.

[missi hart]

#34 really cracked me up

[Spacemtn]

#39 and #40 are pretty fing funny!! Great list Missy. Why you gotta talk about me this way!!! LOL

[missi hart]

Originally Posted by Spacemtn

#39 and #40 are pretty fing funny!! Great list Missy. Why you gotta talk about me this way!!! LOL

now, now spacemtn---don't go off half-cocked. just kidding!

[Dick Diamond]

my favs
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
27.. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
41. But it still works right?

[Spacemtn]

Originally Posted by missi hart

now, now spacemtn---don't go off half-cocked. just kidding!

Can't help it, I was born this way!!!

[Klepton]

ROFLMAO!!!

27.. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

[GRIN OF SIN]

It's not the size that counts, it's the motion of the.... ... did I mention I can roll my R's with my tongue? It's a Latin thing.

[Mokoa]