Pet Peeves

[Shango]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Solutions to your problems inserted above.

Now I'm really curious who your alternate handle is

[Fancyinheels]

I agree with you on the basic maintenance issues, but ordering off the menu is necessary sometimes, and not a sign or ignorance or arrogance. Some people have allergies, or strong negative reactions to certain foods. I'm allergic to strawberries, so if the only desserts listed are strawberry shortcake or cheesecake/creme brulee covered with the stuff, I'll order off the menu. Also, if you're taking a lady out to dinner please ASK her if she has aversions to anything in particular. Take me to a sushi restaurant and I'll order off the menu, or pizza delivery.

While I'm not allergic per se, I hate cantaloupes. A very kind gentleman served me breakfast in bed consisting of a half cantaloupe filled with cheese and pineapple, laid out quite pretty on a plate, and while I tried to choke it down to be polite, I ended up making a dash to the bathroom to throw up, upending the plate and scattering fruit all over his bed.

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Solutions to your problems inserted above.

Originally Posted by Bebe Le Strange

omg, laughing my ass off at your insertions!

He gets that a lot from the ladies....

[Fancyinheels]

There ought to be a porn entitled "Pretty Woman Meets American Gigolo for 9 & 1/2 Weeks." Julia Roberts and Richard Gere lookalikes could feed clones of Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke chicken wings in an orgy scene.

[Capt. Lincoln F. Stern]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

There ought to be a porn entitled "Pretty Woman Meets American Gigolo for 9 & 1/2 Weeks." Julia Roberts and Richard Gere lookalikes could feed clones of Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke chicken wings in an orgy scene.

Hmm I would search for it but my two favorite porn sites ( Empornium and PureTNA ) have shut down due to lack of funds..

[blowpop]

Something I was thinking about -- it goes both ways.

Taking a date to a wing joint? Seriously?

[boardman]

Originally Posted by blowpop

Something I was thinking about -- it goes both ways.

Taking a date to a wing joint? Seriously?

TFF You nailed that one, blowpop...

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by blowpop

Something I was thinking about -- it goes both ways.

Taking a date to a wing joint? Seriously?

True if you are expecting class take her to a classy joint. On the other hand you can pic someone up from the mud and clean them off and they just jump right back in...and usually get some on you.

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by blowpop

Something I was thinking about -- it goes both ways.

Taking a date to a wing joint? Seriously?

don't be surprised if the OP takes the 5th on this one....He did not say it was a "wing joint", quite the contrary.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by internet_inventor2

2. Please just dont eat the drummetts when we order wings, mix in some wing also, I like drummetts too.

If you think he's bad about his drummets, you better not even think about eating his ponchartrain...oh wait...that was Monkeypaw...

Originally Posted by Shango

Now I'm really curious who your alternate handle is

The only alternate handle I have is the female one I use to read the Powder Room...and the other one I used to vote for myself...oh, and the one I use to make fun of other posters...just those though...really...

I have enough trouble keeping up with all the hate this handle generates...let alone from multiple handles...one is more than enough...

[internet_inventor2]

Let me clarify. I have not taken a "date" to a wing joint but I have gotten a call from a "provider" asking hey where are you and I said "wing joint". She then said she was near and wanted to stop by so thus the eating of wings and the end of my lovely drummetts never get between a oh never mind And his chicken

[TxAggie]

Don't call me baby, honey, sugar, or darling. I am not your husband or boyfriend, so keep the pet names to yourself. If you call me one of those, then I will assume we are an item and keep my gift!