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Logan135 · 01-20-2011, 05:37 PM

Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her...

When they discovered they lived in neighboring cities only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage."

"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see," Tim replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, it's probably because you're either dipping your shoulder on your backswing or you're rolling your wrists too much at impact.”

Sweet N Little · 01-20-2011, 05:48 PM

LMAO too funny

srvfin · 01-20-2011, 11:29 PM

Dude.... As a golfer myself, I can truly say TFF!....

Sweet N Little · 01-20-2011, 11:30 PM

London Rayne · 01-20-2011, 11:32 PM

Uhhhh....I don't get it.

Ed Highlight · 01-21-2011, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by London Rayne

Uhhhh....I don't get it.

She's rolling her wrists at impact!! What don't you get?!?!?!

London Rayne · 01-21-2011, 09:22 AM

I REALLY don't get it....

breastfan · 01-21-2011, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by London Rayne

I REALLY don't get it....

She said she loved golf, so Tim is giving her reasons why she is hooking the ball. The thought of her being a "hooker" went over his head.

London Rayne · 01-21-2011, 10:34 AM

Well I get the hooker part just not the comparison to golf lol.

SlowHand49 · 01-21-2011, 11:09 AM

In golf if you "hook" the ball you hit it off-center, in a way that it curves sharply to the left because of the spin you've put on the ball. You usually end up in the rough. (A "slice" goes to the right.) Tim was trying to advise his gf about correcting her tendency to hook the ball by adjusting her swing. -- From a reformed golfer

London Rayne · 01-21-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SlowHand49

In golf if you "hook" the ball you hit it off-center, in a way that it curves sharply to the left because of the spin you've put on the ball. You usually end up in the rough. (A "slice" goes to the right.) Tim was trying to advise his gf about correcting her tendency to hook the ball by adjusting her swing. -- From a reformed golfer

Finally! Thank you! I play Tennis, so I know diddly about freaking golf lol.

Abe Normal · 01-21-2011, 12:08 PM

GEEZ.....Blondes !

I'll show you how to hold my club someday London.

London Rayne · 01-21-2011, 12:13 PM

SlowHand49 · 01-22-2011, 12:36 AM

Abe, don't tell her about the ball washers they have on golf courses . . .

Abe Normal · 01-22-2011, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SlowHand49

Abe, don't tell her about the ball washers they have on golf courses . . .

Shhhhh.....I was gonna tell her that was her task !