Deal Breakers for providers

[chipper]

This thread has been totally hijacked. The topic started out deal breakers for the providers. If it goes off track again it is history.

Chipper

[Naomi4u]

OK here's a dealbreaker:
sending me a 2 page email and NOT booking an appointment.. lol.
Not flushing the condom... yeeewwww...
Drooling on my face.. (Anywhere but the face)
asking for a 30 minute appointment..
Emailing me a day AFTER I have left your city.. ugh annoying..

[burkalini]

Originally Posted by Naomi4u

OK here's a dealbreaker:
sending me a 2 page email and NOT booking an appointment.. lol.
Not flushing the condom... yeeewwww...
Drooling on my face.. (Anywhere but the face)
asking for a 30 minute appointment..
Emailing me a day AFTER I have left your city.. ugh annoying..

Naomi i like this picture of you way better. Very pretty face

[Laurentius]

Originally Posted by burkalini

Naomi i like this picture of you way better. Very pretty face

Ditto. In this avatar, Ms. Naomi looks seriously desirable.

And Ms. Naomi, they may be turn-offs, but the way you express them is funny as hell!

Guys send you two-page emails? Hey, count yourself lucky -- I'm sure I've sent providers 10-page emails full of scientific jargon! LOL

[Tiffany Cums]

Hmmm...there are a few mentioned here that personally I do not agree with....
Goes to show each lady is differant, so boys, stay on your toes!

Please DO NOT flush the condom, let's respect the hotel we are in and wrap it in paper and throw it away.

Please feel free to ask me about my specials! I really enjoy this aspect of the business....I'm a giver, I run specials often!

Send me lots of emails and text messages BEFORE our appointment....knowing more about you will help ensure a great time together!

You don't have to call prior too, I'm fine with emails and text.

I want you to have MSOG....or I will gladly help you prolong it out so you can enjoy most of your time with me!

I like them small, and big! I can do porn star size, and I enjoy it!

Go ahead and use some foul language....be yourself and I will be myself!

There are no stupid questions baby, just ask me! I like to help!

I enjoy my men between 18-80!

Give me a little booty play, I like it!

AA gentlemen are more then welcomed!

Last minute appointments are usually the most exciting for me...

You would like some naughty pics of me? What about vids? No problem sweetie...I will give you access to those after we meet!

+1 on these items mentioned...

Dick chesse....nasty!
STD
Drugs
Bad gut feeling

[Tiffany Cums]

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

............Gimme, I know the perfect girl for you but you will have quite a drive... LMAO! She'd probably do ya for free just to hear ya call me "CRAZY".........

Is this about me? But why would I want to hear him call you crazy? I just want that good all night love fest..... I'm low volume, three days down won't be any issue with me! I would welcome the challenge!

[Ed Highlight]

Tiff, you are a beautiful human!! How come I have to wait til after we meet to get the naughty pics and vids?? And yes, dick cheese is still nasty....eeeewww

[Lacey Companion]

No Tif, it's not about you... lol. I have only heard 2 guys say anything about you and it was all pretty respectful and fun. Your DNS response actually surprises me.

To answer your question, the one I am talking about loves the ENDOWED AA men and goes places most of us would never go for a very low fee. I hear she is all ready wore out and not that tight. She allows fisting and takes 2 penis' up her ass at once. She could definitely service him. She would also probably drive to his area, with a small deposit. If I would have known your requirements were so minimal, I still wouldn't have suggested you cause you are just too far away.

ps: this girl likes to call me crazy cause she believes it helps her compete with me. I don't compete with you girls. I wish you all the best.

[Lacey Companion]

An example of a deal breaker:
I went back and reviewed the longest email I have ever received dated 10-09. It listed several reviews that he had written with several reasons not to contact them (add to my List). The reviews he had done were pretty mean. One was clearly his favorite yet still contained complaints and statements about how she understandably passed out from exhaustion and that she shouldn't advertise what she can not accommodate. The email included a long minute by minute description of his sessions for me to read as well.

So I just want to give you guys a bit of advice. A Normal request includes your last 2 provider references, your preferred method of contact, length of time desired and maybe a request for fees if not listed. We don't need to know who arched their back and who didn't, nor how it made you feel when another woman looked in your eyes or if you did figure 8s on her clit, or who could swallow the whole thing from which end and for how long... this is tacky behavior. LE acts tacky too. Please, have some respect and if not, then appreciate that you didn't get a response a lil worse than "I don't believe I can accommodate you". Attacking a provider's reputation for being honest is just as mean spirited as the reviews attached to that email. Thank You!

I opted to not see this person and he has went out of his way to be a pain in my ass since!!! This happens when you are selective. I have about 15 of them. Beware of what you read unless it is in a review ladies and gents! Guys will do this if they can't afford a girl's rates too.

Trashing other providers is definitely on my DNS list and should be on yours too!

[Laurentius]

Originally Posted by Lacey Companion

So I just want to give you guys a bit of advice. A Normal request includes your last 2 provider references, your preferred method of contact, length of time desired and maybe a request for fees if not listed. We don't need to know who arched their back and who didn't, nor how it made you feel when another woman looked in your eyes or if you did figure 8s on her clit, or who could swallow the whole thing from which end and for how long... this is tacky behavior.

I tend to agree. One thing I wish is that it was somehow impossible for providers to read ANY reviews I have ever done of any other providers. Not because I have anything to hide in that respect, but because I don't want it to influence other providers' behavior.

I think this whole thing where providers read your reviews of sessions with other ladies is every bit as bad as sending someone an email with the blow-by-blow.

"Yes, Laurentius, I read your review of Madam Z and ..." is something I really don't like to hear. Yes, I reviewed Madam Z. Yes, she is wonderful. But, really, can't we just please concentrate on how YOU are wonderful?

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by burkalini

Naomi i like this picture of you way better. Very pretty face

Thanks burk!! :-)

Originally Posted by Laurentius

Ditto. In this avatar, Ms. Naomi looks seriously desirable.

And Ms. Naomi, they may be turn-offs, but the way you express them is funny as hell!

Guys send you two-page emails? Hey, count yourself lucky -- I'm sure I've sent providers 10-page emails full of scientific jargon! LOL

Well gotta find humor in everything right?

This business is not for someone that lacks sense of humor

Yup they send 2 page emails.. and I send a one liner saying
"Um please fill out my screening form. Thank you" LOL!

[Naomi4u]

Deal breakers:

1.)Ok don't call me the "N" word ok!!!
Yeah I'll fullfill all your fantasies but not
that one. "Naomi... Oh Naomi" is fine :-)

2.) When the hour is up please leave Don't
sit there and pretend you lost your keys... If you
really lost your keys I'll help you find them or call Triple
A for you... that's the best I can do.

3.) I am a black woman and I spend a LOT of money on my hair
Please no hair pulling! If you're gonna pull don't pull to hard..
These extensions ain't cheap trust me!! Ok If you want to
pull just ask and I'll let you know

4.) No I will not open the door naked..or in a towel.. I'm sorry.
I hope you don't either.. I'll laugh a little lol..

5.) DON'T TURN THE LIGHTS OUT!
I love to see what's going where....

6.) Don't ask to tie me up.. that'll never happen.
If someone's gonna get tied up.. it'll be you

[gimme_that]

I havent responded to you for several pages of this thread. I was hoping a mod would step in and swat you away but your ignorance posts for posts is unnecessary and persistent for no reason. Contrary to popular belief.....everything you post, report, tell other provider, it doesn't matter to me. The sisterhood of providers in your personal network is not that strong.....I can still see ladies to my hearts content...if they choose to rely on your intellect as a tell tale about me so be it.....my bacons smelling fine. Let it go. Take a chill pill and step away from your keyboard. Better yet don't and keep attacking me.....your just gonna get yourself banned.

I have never seen you in session...just sent an email inquiry over 2 years ago....like I have done most I have seen. Most providers find it helpful in seeing if they are suited to my needs.....but I don't have to explain that to you. I haven't had an correspondence with you at all since then.....so will you just let it go.

Do what you gotta do. Just know anyway you choose to attack me or bring negativity I'm straight regardless. You are just irritating. Can anyone really be that miserable everyday....so early in the morning.....sheesh.

Take a shit and get rid of all that concentrated evil. Everything you posting is just a big heaping nutty brown pile of bullshit....how much are you eating....is your butt sewed up!

This is a great topic....I implore the mods to keep it open as its beneficial for us all....just dead all the bullshit please.

[Eccie Addict]

Hey what if I open the door in my bunny suit? Will that work lol.

And I'm down with tying me up but let me know beforehand if you got a problem with me so you don't decide to deal with your anger while I'm tied up ok lol.

[Naomi4u]

Gimme you might want to address who you're talking to in that post... looks like you were talking to me and ummm DID YOU JUST USE SOMETHING I SAID IN THE PAST??? "Sisterhood ain't that strong?"