Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run in back of car get exhausted.
Man who eats with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib but screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstyle sideways going to bang cock.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.