What would you belive?

[Codybeast]

Originally Posted by riday

I did that to a buddy of mine that was a long-haul driver, stuck them in the side pocket of his passenger side door.
The next time his wife went on a trip with him...lets just say she was not amused.
(I had to call and fess up, she wouldn't even talk to him and they were 3 days from home.)

Oh, i also left one of those little "one use" packages of KY lube (look like ketchup packs) in another buddy's bedside trash can when his wife was out of town.
I never did fess up to that though, he did well enough on his own, he had no idea where it came from but told her that he'd jacked-off with it. Some times you gots to think on your feet.

Remind me to NEVER invite you into my ride or my home.

[austin_voy]

Maybe they're supposed to be a Christmas present and he doesn't do a good job hiding presents?

Works for me. Gotta remember that one.

[xxnubyxx]

Perhaps he's trying to be a male provider... "hey baby, I made 5 dollars today, this business is tough for guys".... sorry, I couldn't resist... forgive me

[rCoder]

"Must have been something the dog brought home... Hey it's an improvement over decomposed squirrels..." Works everytime if you have a retriever whose "job" is bringing anything she can carry... Damn I'm lucky...