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12-04-2010, 07:47 PM
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Where did I go wrong?
Went out with an old girlfriend the other day. Being an ex, things got passionate rather quickly. As things started to heat up, she whispered in my ear, "Talk mean to me, talk mean to me." Caught completely off guard by this request, I responded with, "Your ass is too big, and I can't stand your kids."
Now she won't answer my calls. Where did I go wrong?
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12-04-2010, 07:53 PM
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Boardman...have anything to say here?
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12-04-2010, 07:54 PM
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TFF
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12-04-2010, 08:06 PM
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Going out with ex first mistake.
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12-04-2010, 08:29 PM
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Going out with ex first mistake.
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Ditto plus the fact that requested mean NOT honest.
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12-04-2010, 09:19 PM
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Ditto plus the fact that requested mean NOT honest.
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Wow, heed those words of experience. Honesty is definitely way too mean.
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12-04-2010, 09:39 PM
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Making Pussy Great Again
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Shouldn't this useless thread be in the sandbox?
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12-04-2010, 09:57 PM
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Shouldn't this useless thread be in the sandbox?
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What the heck are you doing online at 10pm on a Saturday night?
Yes .... I know and track the times you post on Eccie. I'm kind'a creepy huh 
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12-04-2010, 10:25 PM
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Nice. I would have mentioned her sister was a better lay also though.
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12-04-2010, 10:44 PM
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Nice. I would have mentioned her sister was a better lay also though.
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That is always my go to move with an ex, much more effective if she knows it to be true.
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12-04-2010, 11:13 PM
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That is always my go to move with an ex, much more effective if she knows it to be true.
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Much like rodeo sex....mount your SO doggie style, get a good rythym going, reach down and grab a tit in one hand and then whisper in her ear..." You're almost as good as your sister"...Then try and hold on for 8 seconds...
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12-05-2010, 01:57 AM
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Nice. I would have mentioned her sister was a better lay also though.
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If you said her brother was a better lay, I wonder how she would respond...
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12-05-2010, 08:31 AM
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If you said her brother was a better lay, I wonder how she would respond...
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She could respond: "I know. He is a better lay than you are" and be rid of a pe... I mean of an ex.
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12-05-2010, 10:00 AM
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Where you went wrong, was the part where you told the truth..... Some people can't handle the truth.
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12-05-2010, 10:05 AM
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I think by say something mean, she was expecting something of a dominating statement, not the truth about her life. TFF!!
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