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Old 12-01-2010, 08:02 AM   #61
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I'd have a life sentence if I were busted for jacking off. Mind you I wouldn't do it with a TSA person.
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Old 12-02-2010, 02:31 PM   #62
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Further evidence that TSA is largely useless nazi wannabees.
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:16 PM   #63
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So here's my basic question: TSA will only allow male on male screening. If I told the screener that I was gay and that touching my dick would arouse me, would that bit of theater get me a female screener, or arrested?

Just wondering.
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:38 PM   #64
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ROTFLMAO! Now thats a funny first post. Welcome Mason. Glad to see you found your way here.
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:07 PM   #65
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For a first post you sure are honest. Even if you are gay, I'm sure we'll enjoy you hanging around here.






Please PJ, next time recruit a straight guy.
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Old 12-04-2010, 08:55 AM   #66
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Smart ass!
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Old 12-04-2010, 01:44 PM   #67
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Ansley--

Please do the following:

1. get a temp job at TSA, volunteer, whatever.

2. Let me know where/when you will be on duty.

3. I will test this theory if I know you will be my screener. Then you will know if I am gay or not.

Deal?
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Old 12-04-2010, 01:52 PM   #68
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I keep going through commando in a kilt and still cannot get full release.
As soon as I get screened, I 'go back' for something and get screened again.


Honestly though, I was going through Canadian screening and he asked me to unbutton my jeans. (metal button)
I said, "Aren't you gonna buy me dinner first?".
He did laugh, as opposed to arresting me.
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:03 PM   #69
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Guys, I'm just trying to figure out how to get a female to grope me while going through the line without getting slapped.

If it works, I can see going bavck and forth through security as an option if I have no date some night
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:10 PM   #70
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If you "make" whilst being groped, is it appropriate to tip?
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Please do the following:

1. get a temp job at TSA, volunteer, whatever.

2. Let me know where/when you will be on duty.

3. I will test this theory if I know you will be my screener. Then you will know if I am gay or not.

Deal?
I've worked in the Atlanta airport. Trust me there are better cheap thrills once you get past security.
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:49 PM   #72
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Next time I go through Atlanta, you will have to describe those cheap thrills to me!
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Ask her if she knows any good conference rooms/
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Old 12-04-2010, 03:01 PM   #74
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Yes, because TSA personnel aren't professional.
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Old 12-04-2010, 03:18 PM   #75
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Yes, because TSA personnel aren't professional.
Yes, but what is the appropriate percentage? Of course, 20% of 0 is still 0.
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