Beware of Valet Parking

[Big Juan]

Originally Posted by Wayward

Clearly he is a strong confident heterosexual male. Who else would have one? Where do you keep your lip gloss Mr. Smarty Pants.

I heard the valet company picked up the 'attendants' at a bus stop & they were runaways. Now is it ok if he tried to 'f__k' the attendant by getting him arrested? I mean where are we going to draw the line with this hetero male crap. I'm afraid to ask how old the attendant was or hell I wonder the age of the provider now, too.

This is all so confusing I want to cry. But I can't I left my tissues in my tranny pack and I had it stolen by a provider with 'moral values'. I wonder if she knew my age?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--quote by Sam Kinison

[angelinadream]

Ok seriously, they could have been having an affair or something. I know when my ex cheated he used hotels in town........That idiot left his CC there and they called my house!!!!

Ok I got it......Rogue = A Sissy Bitch......not my Sissy Bitch but A Sissy Bitch.....
Sissy Bitches must carry fanny packs at all times. It's a NEW LAW! Shit next thing you know those Sissy Bitches are going to want a fucking parade! Fuck!

I get to carry the gun in my purse.

[lizardking]

Originally Posted by absolut

In case you did not get the message, let me ask you,
Where would you carry YOUR 9MM Ruger?

Concealed handgun fanny packs sold at Carter Country, Gander Mountain, although only real men shop there.

Do you have the balls to get a CHL and carry, and take responsibility for your own protection when push comes to shove, and someone crosses the line? Are you willing to take responsibility to intervene against a perp or gang who is putting beat down on someone, or is about to stab them as I have more than once, and been commended by the HPD who arrived to clean up the mess/.

You can trash talk all you want. But you only increase your own infamy by your stupid comments.

Again I ask the MODs to close this thread.

OK. Now I get it. I know what a Sissy Bitch is! Let me ask you, when you took "responsibility to intervene against a perp or gang who is putting beat down on someone, or is about to stab them as [you] have more than once", did you exclaim, "You mean men! Stop at once or I'll pull my handgun out of my stylish-but-manly-and-still-oh-so-chic Gander Mountain Concealed Handgun fanny pack and threaten you with it! Oh no! I forgot! It's cammo so you can't see it! Take my word for it; it's VERY nice! Now where did I put that 9mm Ruger? I could have sworn it was under that Tampax box. Heavens to Betsy!" A veritable Batman!

All of this raises the question of why, inasmuch as you have balls as big as the moon and are some sort of armed ninja-like avenger, you didn't just draw down on that fucking punk valet and scare him into coughing up those keys? Or just shoot one to make an example of him so the other valets would give up the keys? Something about your story reeks of inauthenticity. What would the guys down at Carter's Country think if they knew you kept your weapon holstered (er . . . fanny-packed) and went whining to the police?

And, FWIW, I have a CHL; but I do not feel compelled go heavy everywhere I go. After all, I already have a dick. Typically, with that and my TDL (and sometimes a scraping of epithelial cells from inside my cheek), I have no problem establishing that I am, in fact, a man.

And, good buddy, "real men" don't "shop". They go to the store, buy the shit they need, and then leave. In the alternative, they send someone to buy it for them.

Back on topic, I can't believe some of y'all won't valet. Do you refuse to take your clothes to the cleaners because they once lost a shirt? Having said that, it chaps my ass when I am FORCED to valet because the valet has "reserved" all of the otherwise plentiful and convenient parking spaces with those annoying orange rubber cones. If I'm in a good mood, I'll just drive over them and park anyway. Personally, I see that as a much more brazen act of defiance than being a . . . tattle-tale.

Infamy? Really? Cool!

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by angelinadream

I get to carry the gun in my purse.

Does your purse have a strap that will attach it to your tiny waist so that it flops on your lovely ass while you swagger ... err... sway your hips?

[TexasGator]

That may deserve a Hall of Fame thread of it's own. Classic!

lizardking is my new hero. I love it!

I suspect someone's hitting the RTM button right now because the mods did NOT do as he said and Close his thread precisely when he asked. Stand up for your rights and demand it, damn it. Pull the 9 out of the tranny pack and wave it in the air - that should get their attention.

vintage "absolut-ly Randy." see the RR 12 step post linked above - #8.

[blowpop]

There's a lesson in this, but it's lost in four pages of posting:

When you're hobbying, keep it simple. Shit can go wrong.

Pay cash. Don't entrust your car to someone else. Be discreet, and leave no trail. You'd think it would be common sense, but sometimes common sense isn't so common.

[lizardking]

Originally Posted by blowpop

There's a lesson in this, but it's lost in four pages of posting.

Yes, and it is this: Don't let potentially embarrassing personal details slip into your posts, especially when they are in no way relevant or material to the subject or substance thereof (and if you do, recognize your mistake and take your public ass-whipping with good humor and grace).

[Guest042015]

Originally Posted by lizardking

man + fanny pack = tranny

LMAO...not at Absolut but just in general

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by lizardking

Yes, and it is this: Don't let potentially embarrassing personal details slip into your posts, especially when they are in no way relevant or material to the subject or substance thereof (and if you do, recognize your mistake and take your public ass-whipping with good humor and grace).

I'm nominating lk for eccie God. He's spot ON today! Thanks for the breath of fresh air.

[Eccie Addict]

Holy shit this thread is hilarious lol

[angelinadream]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Does your purse have a strap that will attach it to your tiny waist so that it flops on your lovely ass while you swagger ... err... sway your hips?

I carry a hand bag. So when they ask for my wallet I can draw my Mac make up and threaten them with lip gloss...."I know how to use it" I vehemently exclaim!

[angelinadream]

Originally Posted by lizardking

OK. Now I get it. I know what a Sissy Bitch is! Let me ask you, when you took "responsibility to intervene against a perp or gang who is putting beat down on someone, or is about to stab them as [you] have more than once", did you exclaim, "You mean men! Stop at once or I'll pull my handgun out of my stylish-but-manly-and-still-oh-so-chic Gander Mountain Concealed Handgun fanny pack and threaten you with it! Oh no! I forgot! It's cammo so you can't see it! Take my word for it; it's VERY nice! Now where did I put that 9mm Ruger? I could have sworn it was under that Tampax box. Heavens to Betsy!" A veritable Batman!

All of this raises the question of why, inasmuch as you have balls as big as the moon and are some sort of armed ninja-like avenger, you didn't just draw down on that fucking punk valet and scare him into coughing up those keys? Or just shoot one to make an example of him so the other valets would give up the keys? Something about your story reeks of inauthenticity. What would the guys down at Carter's Country think if they knew you kept your weapon holstered (er . . . fanny-packed) and went whining to the police?

And, FWIW, I have a CHL; but I do not feel compelled go heavy everywhere I go. After all, I already have a dick. Typically, with that and my TDL (and sometimes a scraping of epithelial cells from inside my cheek), I have no problem establishing that I am, in fact, a man.

And, good buddy, "real men" don't "shop". They go to the store, buy the shit they need, and then leave. In the alternative, they send someone to buy it for them. A SISSY BITCH

Back on topic, I can't believe some of y'all won't valet. Do you refuse to take your clothes to the cleaners because they once lost a shirt? Having said that, it chaps my ass when I am FORCED to valet because the valet has "reserved" all of the otherwise plentiful and convenient parking spaces with those annoying orange rubber cones. If I'm in a good mood, I'll just drive over them and park anyway. Personally, I see that as a much more brazen act of defiance than being a . . . tattle-tale.

Infamy? Really? Cool!

Fixed it for ya.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by angelinadream

.... threaten them with lip gloss...."I know how to use it" ....

Nothing is more disarming than the wet-lip-look of gloss ....

.. unless it's one's friends from the police department showing up to clean up another mess one created by making a scene at a hotel while carrying a handgun in a fanny pack to a session with a provider.

It's just an academic question ....

... Absolut ... after your buddies from the police department "cleaned up your mess" with the "perps" and "gang" members ...

did they testify on your behalf before the Grand Jury or did they just cover your ass in their reports?

Just asking.

[boardman]

LK just remember, People are Strange.......

[lizardking]

. . . when you're a stranger