Review: (Germany) Like in a Movie

[sc300]

Date: 6/26/2010
Name: THE PALACE FKK
Contact Info: On the site, the english is broken, tour in german 069-9778 4885
URL / Website: http://www.the-palace.de
General Area: 10 Min Trainride + 5 minute walk from Main Train Station
Activities: You name it, BBBJ,CBJ,Russian,HJ,COF,HairPu lling,Spanking
Greek at discretion/negotiable
Session Length: 30 Min Sessions X 4
Fee: 60 Euro Per Round
Hair Length and Color: #1 Blonde Really Curly
#2 Blonde Straight
#3 I Forgot
#4 Black
Age: 22-29
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Physical Description: #1 - Small petite, 5'2", under 110 lbs, Smooth Golden Skin, but not too tan. Curley hair and a great face and smile.
#2 - Blonde, Tall, 6'1" w/ heels that never came off, 135-140 lbs, thin w/ some muscle, rock hard body which was 60% legs, like someone in a sexually oriented airbrushed advertisement online. Long Arms and fingers and neck too. Your Eastern European Model Look.
#3 - Not memorable enough, older 26-30, like your usual 8 or 9 at a US strip club. Meaning not perfect like the others.
#4 - Long Straight Black Shiny Hair, board straight with the part down the middle, I thought she might be part Asian but she said no. Softer body than #1 & #2, a 10 for an AMP, an 8-9 for a SC, and a 10 if you like dark hair. Large D+ Implants but still very soft and bouncy.
Recommendation: Yes

[josu]

Sounds like alot of the sessions I had when I visited the Palace. It is the same environment in the other FKK Sauna Clubs throughout the Frankfurt area (FKK Oasis, etc.). A great place with so many model type women from so many different countries. It kills me that in the US guys drop hundreds and hundreds of dollars in a strip club for nothing and in Germany for 60 Euro you can get everything with a Playboy centerfold type. Always makes coming back to the US tough!

[ts350zz]

I am from Houston too, currently in Germany for work and trade show. So this FKK palace is way to go? I never done this Europe but I guess it's a must to do here. So besides door fee, only €60 for the full service with these hot girls ? It's hard to believe...., any special tips or advice?

[Guest100318]

No special tips. 60 euros for 30 min, plain and simple. Be careful, try to hold it as long as possible ;o)
have fun!

[LargeHam]

Great review. Have only been to Paradise FKK in Stuttgart, close to the airport. Same deal, only entrance fee was 69 euro, and sessions were 50 euro. I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Can't wait to get back there.

http://www.paradise-stuttgart.de/index.php?h1=1

[go4it5]

Am in Germany now. In Berlin the best FKK club is Artemis. Much better than the Palace. I always like to start he actual session in the public movie room. Its like in Caligula there and the girls are all almost too good looking. Just Google FKK Germany and you will see. If they have no English on teh site use Google translator.

[artist3000]

The only problem with going to FKK's is that afterwards everything else seems second rate...because it is.

[Samsung]

I'm trying to decdide between the FKKs in Berlin and Costa Rica. Has anyone here ever been to both?

Costa Rica: $60/hour FKK:$80 for half hour
Costa Rica: $500 flight FKK: $700 Flight
Costa Rica: 10 hr flight FKK: 16 hr flight

Costa Rica: Third World Country FKK: Generally safe
Costa Rica: Darker girls FKK: Eastern European Hotties
Costa Rica: STD riskier FKK: They are government workers and tested
Costa Rica: Why did you go there? FKK: Business

If price isn't an issue, Costa Rica seems to drop out unless I am missing something?

[artist3000]

I have to admit I've not been to Costa Rica, but I do have a few comments.

First, if visiting FKKs is the primary goal then going to Frankfurt and the surrounding areas is a much better choice than Berlin. Clubs like http://www.the-palace.de/ and http://www.fkk-oase.de are going to offer a much better experience. Also the Northern Rhine area where you will find sauna clubs (similar to FKK, a little less expensive, smaller, negligees or bikinis in public areas rather than entirely nude) of high quality such as http://www.planet-happy-garden.info/ or http://www.villavertigo.de/ or http://www.goldentime.de/.

See http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...f87adf527e&z=5 for a nice map with many of the options.

Also FKKs and sauna clubs like the above have a variety of girls available. There has been a large influx of Bulgarian and Rumanian girls in recent years (they tend to be very fit spinners!) but also Russian, Ukrainian, Poles (who, counter to unfair cliches, are often remarkably beautiful), various Scandinavians, Baltic ladies, and Germans. There are also usually one or two Latinas, Brazilians, and Black ladies (typically Caribbean, sometimes African). Almost never Americans, English, Australian, etc.

Contrary to what you've noted, FKK and sauna club workers are *not* government workers nor is there mandatory STD testing. They are independent agents. BBBJ and DATY is often standard but BBFS is rare.

My impression is that a good time can be had in both Costa Rica and Germany, but Germany is the better choice in terms of variety and quality in sex workers, and in terms of variety of activities beyond sex clubs. Those who are really into Latinas and the beach resort setting might prefer Costa Rica.

[Samsung]

Thank you Artist! Great information. Germany does seem to the the best idea. Two questions for you: if you do pay one of the entrance fees, can you go in and out all day - or doe you have to pay again if you come later in the same day? Also, at those places like Village Vertigo and Goldentime is it also FS, and maybe a little cheaper per 30 minute?
I love the google map!

[artist3000]

Glad to help! Like I mentioned above the only problem with going to FKKs is that it spoils you for anything else.

I think most places will allow reentry on the same day for a single price, but be sure to ask. The biggest clubs like Oase and Palace will have a 65 euro entry fee, others are usually 50. That covers use of the facility - showers, sauna, pool, your locker and keys, food (typically modest but good buffet at lunch and dinner times, perhaps late pizza or other snack), non-alcoholic drinks. I think beer and mixed drinks are charged for but at fair price. Not sure as I'm not a drinker.

The Sauna Clubs are absolutely FS and really more like FKKs than not. The main difference is what the girls wear in public areas of the club. Sauna Clubs they usually wear something revealing top and bottom. Sometimes no top at all. FKKs they are almost always top off and very little or nothing below. Sometimes FKKs have "dessous days" where the girls wear lingerie instead. So the lines are a little blurred.

Also FKKs tend to have a bit more public sex than the Sauna Clubs. At both there can be a bit of kissing or feeling up without committing to a paid session. More will happen at an FKK though. FKK's often have a kino which has porn running on a big screen and couches. Guys will sometimes invite girls in there with them, or you can sit there alone, rest a bit, and chances are girls will cruise by and proposition you. Once past a kiss or two, especially if a BJ (typically BB) is started, it's assumed you've committed to a 1/2 hour session. It can start in the Kino (or sometimes elsewhere in the club) and then move to a private room. Some guys enjoy being watched and will go the whole way in the kino.

Both near Frankfurt and the Northern Rhine area the first 1/2 hour is 50 euros, but the second 1/2 hour is 50 euros near Frankfurt but only 25 euros in the Northern Rhine area. (However some have started to move to the consistent 50 and 50 pricing scheme. When you arrive at the club they will tell you what the charging scheme is).

One "gotcha" is that in the course of a session the girl will seldom note the first 1/2 hour is up and the second 1/2 hour is now starting. And in a German-like manner they keep time very precisely, so 31 minutes is going to be charged as 60 minutes.

Typically you pay the girl after you are done with the session. In some places (typically FKKs) you get both a locker, and then a post-office-box-like lock box near the bar. So you go there, pay the girl, and then shower up. Otherwise (usually sauna clubs) the girl will go with you to the locker room and be paid there. Tipping is not required, many never do, but if it's a good session and especially if you think you will see the girl again an extra 20 euro on the 50 is greatly appreciated. But again, not required or even expected.

In many places the girls and guys share the same shower area...a nice little extra.

Also, upon arrival you are issued a towel and/or robe, as well as these rubber sandal/flip-flop shoes that are soaked in disinfectant and come in various sizes. More towels are available. No need to bring anything other than the clothes on your back and money.

Finally, a lot of guys will take public transport. Trains to get close and then cabs. There are cabs waiting to take guys home even very late at night until closing. However, I've found it's more convenient to rent a car and drive myself. The only complication there is that these clubs can be in very obscure locations...e.g. in the middle of industrial parks otherwise abandoned at night, or in the middle of the countryside. So be sure to have a GPS unit and addresses as shown on the websites...then it's no problem at all.

[artist3000]

Also DFK is usually standard, but maybe 10% of the girls are shy about that. I always sample their kissing before committing to a session to be sure. Trust but verify!

[SpursFan]

Stumbled across this thread today.

Are there FKK clubs in Munich? Will be going to Oktoberfest this Sept and am beginning my homework. I will be going on to Prague afterwards where I know fun is to be had for sure.

I have been to Costa Rica 11 times in the last 7 years and am not aware of FKK clubs down there.

Here are two links I recommend:

http://www.costaricasmtravel.com/

http://www.costaricaticas.com/

Membership into Costa Rica Ticas has paid for itself 10 fold, lots of massage parlors and such. Too much fun to be had down there and it's a heck of a lot closer than Europe.

SF

[Samsung]

Ok, I did it! I will be going to Germany in March - solely to enjoy the women of Eastern Europe. It's only a 9 hour flight, $700. Though I'd like to try the Tica thing one day, I'm focused on tall leggy Europeans right now

I'm planning on visiting the FKKs of Frankfurt, Saunas near Berlin, and some all-you-can eats near Dusseldorf. The latter seem to be the least consistent places - but $150 to try every girl in the place? Why the hell not!
I should even have time to visit Prague if all goes well.

Artist, you seem to be the expert, so I might be pinging you. Or, I might try and keep the information on here if that is cool.

Thanks for all of the advice fellas.

[bluat]

Congrats on taking your first plunge into heaven. Trust me after this experience hobbying in the US will feel very inadequate. Word of advice if money is no issue then Palace is a good FKK to go to. For 50 euros you get suck and fuck. Dfk is 50 euros extra. It use to not be that way but times have changed and endless supplies of newbies have inflated the prices. The good thing about palace is that it is very easy to get to using public transportation and IMO has the hottest girls.

If price and service is your main priority then try either Oase or World. Oase has many hot girls as well, but the top 2 or 3 best looking girls are at Palace. The next tier of best good looking girls is evenly divided amongst the clubs. And trust me the next tier is nothing to sneeze at. These girls would be considered the hottest girls at any American strip club. Oase does have some up sellers, but for the most part 50 euros will get you suck, fuck, and dfk. Not sure about DATY though, but I heard a lot offer this as no extra charge.

I'm going back in a couple of weeks and again in March although I haven't bought the tickets for March yet. I'm waiting for the prices to go down some. In February the plan is to go to Oase and World and getting hotels near there. I've already fucked the hottest girls at palace so I have no real desire to go there anymore. Also get real familiar with the train system. I remembered when I first got there I was thoroughly confused with how to use it and spent a lot of money on taxis fares. Now that I'm more seasoned I cn save myself about 100 euros and spend that extra dough on women instead.