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Old 11-09-2010, 09:55 AM   #1
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Three women died and went to Heaven. Standing at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter told them there was only one rule in Heaven...Don't step on the ducks.

When they go inside there were ducks all over the place and it was hard not to step on them. Sure enough the 1st woman stepped on a duck. St Peter showed up immediately and chained her to the ugliest man you ever saw and said she must spend eternity with him. Soon thereafter the 2nd woman stepped on a duck. Again, St Peter showed up and chained her to a very ugly man for eternity.

The 3rd woman was being very, very careful and went several months without stepping on a duck. One day St Peter showed up and chained a very handsome man to her for eternity. She looked at him and said, "Wow, what did I do to get chained to you for eternity?".

He looked at her and said..."I don't know about you. But I stepped on a duck".
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:01 AM   #2
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So wrong and yet... so damn funny!

I have heard a variation of this joke and it just cracks me up! Thank you for sharing! :-)

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Old 11-10-2010, 08:39 AM   #4
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I have heard a variation of this joke
A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"
The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck"
and the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"
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Old 11-12-2010, 02:12 PM   #5
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

Thanks RK.
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Old 11-13-2010, 10:29 AM   #6
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Rarely, I am speechless...
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Old 11-15-2010, 08:38 PM   #7
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Don't quit your day jobs....
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