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Old 11-01-2010, 04:45 PM   #1
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Default I was attacked...

...by our sex swing!!!

I was changing the sheets on the bed, and I bent over next to the swing. Before I knew it, the velcro on the swing's handcuffs had attached itself to the lace on the back of my robe. Right in that tricky spot where you can't reach.

As I spun around to try to separate myself from the overly aggressive swing, it spun around with me, and I found myself twirling in circles. I spun the other way to try and confuse it, but when I reached up with my left hand, the other handcuff stuck to my hair, and I was completely helpless!

After a good 90 seconds of trying to free myself, I decided to strip down naked, eliminating any and all chance of the swing sticking to my clothing. I then carefully removed the handcuff... bit by sticky velcro bit... from my hair. Then I grabbed a paddle and beat the shit out of that swing for 30 minutes.

This is why I should not be left alone in my incall.
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Old 11-01-2010, 05:10 PM   #2
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Sounds like a ghost was setting in your chair, having a good time! BOO! Did you feel any tingling all over your body? Did you hear any moaning as you spanked the chair? Could be a submissive ghost looking for action.
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Old 11-01-2010, 05:12 PM   #3
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Interesting read.
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:16 PM   #4
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TFF! I love it
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:34 PM   #5
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That darn swing is going to get abused when I get back for attacking you!
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:55 PM   #6
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Just when I thought I had seen everything...

Oh, If I could only have been there to witness such entertainment in person!
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:01 PM   #7
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Natalie,

I would have helped you had I been there....

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Old 11-01-2010, 09:33 PM   #8
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what, no video? Ah, if only that swing could talk........
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:45 PM   #9
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what, no video? Ah, if only that swing could talk........


it would most likely say: schwing!
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:13 PM   #10
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It's good to know I have such strong, masculine protectors around here. I feel loved. Next time that swing tries to attack me, I'm going to threaten it with a day full of abuse by various hobbyists... and other providers!

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it would most likely say: schwing!
Missy, you are absolutely hilarious! I feel like I should buy you a drink sometime.
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:18 PM   #11
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Well if you had screened the damn swing properly this would not have occurred.
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:19 PM   #12
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That swing is rather.........intimidating.
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:32 PM   #13
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Lol how funny..Glad your ok
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:41 PM   #14
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certainly worthy of an alert.... lol... I'll not book a session with that swing! Well, ok.... maybe I will...IF you're in it! ;-)
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:46 PM   #15
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This is an absolutely hilarious series of posts.
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