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harkontume · 09-20-2010, 11:51 AM

This is on 95% of the bios for the Ladies.

As well I could understand.

But really.. does anyone really Like " Dirty Smelly rat bastards" ?

"Hey you Mr. Stinky.. Come over here and abuse me please but be prepared Not to shower on arrival."

DallasRain · 09-20-2010, 01:17 PM

If you do come over smelly....It can be so much fun to take a shower together...lol

EllaInAustin · 09-20-2010, 02:15 PM

Not many people like dirty, smelly rat bastards and unfortunately those same dirty, smelly rat bastards don't know or admit that they are what they are - or they would work on it, right?

A girl can hope.

harkontume · 09-20-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by EllaInAustin

Not many people like dirty, smelly rat bastards and unfortunately those same dirty, smelly rat bastards don't know or admit that they are what they are - or they would work on it, right?

A girl can hope.

I dont know... maybe a real dirty stinky smelly rat bastard wouldnt care if he is a dirty stinky smelly rat bastard.

Just found it amusing that being nice and washing was something you ladies HAVE to post.

78704 · 09-20-2010, 03:02 PM

Boiling frog problem: smelliness comes on very gradually, usually; guy might not notice.

guest021911 · 09-20-2010, 05:29 PM

Hark - My lawyer's gonna have to see your lawyer to work out franchizing fees for using my avatar !!

Sexy Roxanne · 09-20-2010, 10:20 PM

Also nobody likes piss smelling balls either....barf! I always encourage to excuse yourself to the bathroom and clean those bad boys.

harkontume · 09-21-2010, 11:12 AM

damn CandyMan.. sorry bout that.. i will adjust.

CaseyTaylor · 09-22-2010, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

Also nobody likes piss smelling balls either....barf! I always encourage to excuse yourself to the bathroom and clean those bad boys.

Maybe they need an Axe Detailer

(Link to the short version, in case you missed it...Axe Commercial)

~~Casey

Sexy Roxanne · 09-22-2010, 10:30 PM

LOL, yes Casey I watched that and almost spit my water out! Thats good stuff!

Guest061511-2 · 09-22-2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by harkontume

I dont know... maybe a real dirty stinky smelly rat bastard wouldnt care if he is a dirty stinky smelly rat bastard.

Just found it amusing that being nice and washing was something you ladies HAVE to post.

Hark, I have thought this exact same thing. I have also thought about Ella's point of view. Who knows if its one, the other, or a mix of both. All I know is its a real catch 22. I be polite and give the benefit of the doubt and ask a gentleman if he needs to shower. What if he says he doesn't need or want to, but he stinks. Then what? Go on with bcd and don't provide the same services as you normally would? Ahhh then ya get a bad review, but I bet the reviewer never states he wears floppy stinky dentures and doesn't wipe real well, lol! What's a girl to do? Good topic Hark.

Guest061511-2 · 09-22-2010, 11:44 PM

I swear I have thought about starting a manscaping business. Wash, trim, wax, shave etc. Hmmm, I wonder if there is a market for that.

78704 · 09-23-2010, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

I swear I have thought about starting a manscaping business. Wash, trim, wax, shave etc. Hmmm, I wonder if there is a market for that.

Sack shaving and butt waxing? I'd be interested in your price list....

Guest120311-2 · 09-23-2010, 07:54 AM

I've had gentleman friends ask me if I knew of anywhere in Austin that offers manscaping! Might just have something there Britney!
Tess

sixxbach · 09-23-2010, 07:56 AM

I think TaylorMaiden put those services in a recent ad of hers...

sixx