I am terribly upset

[Guest031411-2]

Some of the bigger jewelry stores offer their own credit card.

Now that was funny! "Diamonds, it will leave them speechless" or in the words of Ron White, "Diamonds, that will shut them up!"

I'm going to have to agree with most of the posts here, although I'm finding the OP's posts just a bit over the edge into "creepy-ville". Someone got way to attached to a tall=special girl and has developed a fetish/unhealthy attachment. No consolatory words here.

[Grecco]

Originally Posted by kittyloveratx

I'm finding the OP's posts just a bit over the edge into "creepy-ville". Someone got way to attached to a tall=special girl and has developed a fetish/unhealthy attachment. No consolatory words here.

INDEED!

[guest021911]

SofaKingFun you hit the pervebial nail on the head......and you do a DAMN good Dr Phil.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by The_Leopard

Well, I just want to understand that I might take a break and hang it up if nothing comes up.

Taking a break or hanging it up is a very good idea....

Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow

My advice to you would be, if you do ever see her again, most definitely tip this special lady A LOT. I suspect she'll deserve it.

Yup.... Give her all the money you can afford.....


If you end up spending some time as a hermit, and somewhere down the road you decide to give this game another try, don't be surprised if the next lady you get involved with coincidentally calls you with the news that she also has been robbed.

YUP! Don't even need a Crystal Ball!

In fact, you might want to prepare yourself for the possibility that you might hear similar sad stories a few times before you find the right lady to meet your needs. Some of the bigger jewelry stores offer their own credit card.

As well as monthly discounts and special shopping trips if you make their VIP List... They charge you three times what most of it is worth but give you a 20% discount and a pretty bag and box!

It may take some time, and there might be some bumps in the road along the way, but eventually you'll find that very special lady that meets all your needs. When you do, the time and effort will have been worth it, and you'll be glad you waited for that special person to present her that most special gift you've waited so long to give. You'll know she's the one that will take good care of your balls when you present them to her.


You might be able to have them bronzed....

Don't let some of these insensitive bastards here bother you. Not a one of them is a romantic like yourself so they don't understand. They're probably just jealous of you so disregard them. Besides, they're your balls and you can hand them over to whoever you want to.

This is really a beautiful story.
Someone pass me a tissue, please.

I resent that remark.... I am a truly Romantic bastard and very sensitive.....

But if ever there was a guy on the board that DESERVES to get taken to the cleaners...... This guy rises to that standard.... It might be the only way he learns!

After that Jewlery remark anyone want to bet on how many PMs he has receved from other providers wanting to console him?

[TxHarleyGuy]

Originally Posted by Rand Al'Thor

This is beyond comical.

Taking bets on the length of bus Leopard rode to school.

Hilarious!

[Spacemtn]

Ok, this one has gone on long enough.

Spacemtn
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