Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Okay ... now to insult a few hooktards is one thing ... but to insult a whole city? Now that's just wrong. I think you need to take a 7 day break from the board.

You haven't been to Cleveland have you?

#353 was funny as shit BTW...

[boardman]

Originally Posted by boardman
I'd like to share my feelings about Brooke. She is the hottest, sexiest, sweetest provider on plant earth. Everyone should see her weekly and leave her a tip of atleast $100. She is my ATF and I have left everything in my will to her. I love you Brooke. I log on to Eccie daily just to be close to you.

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

See ... I fixed that one for you. You can thank me later.

That's so sweet of me to say those things about you. I should at least get a free backrub. Can I use your computer to post on Eccie while you do that for me?

[Ava Love]

Hi Tomcat, Love you, Do you want to have cheeseburgers with me and rebecca? Ava Love

[boardman]

I love cheeseburgers almost as much as I love pussy!!!

[RebeccaRothko]

I'm a ravenous pig, my table manners are atrocious. I've killed for cheeseburgers but that's all in the past, I was in a horrible place; I weighed 150 lbs and I was doing dishes in my bathtub.

I'm going out to a birthday dinner tonight, about to shake up a manhattan to sip while I get ready. I received the most gorgeous arrangement of calla lilies, orchids and hydrangea... there is someone that is getting an extra special visit with me when he gets his ass back to Houston.

[boardman]

My table manners aren't so good either. I hate having to clean up all that broken glass from the backpedaling during DATY. So we'll skip the cheeseburgers and go straight to the pussy. Fine by me.

[cg00]

Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

I'm a ravenous pig, my table manners are atrocious. I've killed for cheeseburgers but that's all in the past, I was in a horrible place; I weighed 150 lbs and I was doing dishes in my bathtub.

I'm going out to a birthday dinner tonight, about to shake up a manhattan to sip while I get ready. I received the most gorgeous arrangement of calla lilies, orchids and hydrangea... there is someone that is getting an extra special visit with me when he gets his ass back to Houston.

Whoever he is, tell him to write a review already. Whether it is pay for play or just a thank you fuck. We all voyeurs here.

[RebeccaRothko]

I know what you are!

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by cg00

I'm sorry, was post 355 and 356 supposed to be funny? Sorta flat. But that's okay, you got a big chest to even it out

Now that was funny.

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by boardman

Originally Posted by boardman

That's so sweet of me to say those things about you. I should at least get a free backrub. Can I use your computer to post on Eccie while you do that for me?

Giving you a free back rub? Hell yes. While you increase you post count? Oh hell fucking no!!!

BTW - I love your sig! It's the best ever.

[cg00]

Originally Posted by boardman

I love cheeseburgers almost as much as I love pussy!!!

Don't forget to bring a camera. Love watching Ava eat... burgers...

[RebeccaRothko]

Has anyone seen the ads for David Hasselhoff's roast?

[cg00]

You sure are a Comedy Central buff. My favorite is still the Pamela Anderson one post porn movie with Tommie Lee.

At least you aren't into the drama like others on here.

[RebeccaRothko]

Well there was that whole notorious drunken burger thing he did...

[cg00]

Not only a Comedy Central buff, but a David Hasselhof fan? Super sexy and crazy.

Was that his wife nagging him about drinking? I'd rather watch you eat a burger.