Is this a funny idea?

[Cityjazz]

Given all the depressing posts recently, I was wondering if the guys and gals would think it would be a funny idea to have a sex "game show." It would be a little like some European/Japanese sex game shows I've seen (I also found this video called "American Sex Gladiators"). The only difference would be that there would be no fluids exchanged (I don't think anyone wants to see my dick in the pix!). Faces wouldn't have to be shown, although body parts would be, naturally!

There might also be a voting component, so that the "viewing audience" would decide which gal would win a particular event.

I'm thinking of calling it...
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[Beagle]

Sounds fun. How exactly does this game "I wanna be your bitch" go?

[rockerrick]

Well Beagle , by the title I'm thinking it's one you wouldn't want to win .

[Still Looking]

Can I be a judge? I'll be Randy Jackson....

Toyz is in it to win it! LOL

[Beagle]

Originally Posted by DIE HARD

Well Beagle , by the title I'm thinking it's one you wouldn't want to win .

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Toyz is in it to win it! LOL

[Spacemtn]

Originally Posted by Still Looking;[COLOR=blue

2854883[/COLOR]]Can I be a judge? I'll be Randy Jackson....

Toyz is in it to win it! LOL

He just wants to be able to say "I'm feelin ya dawg"!!! or "That's Dope, man"!!

Spacemtn

[homer13]

Originally Posted by DIE HARD

Well Beagle , by the title I'm thinking it's one you wouldn't want to win .

Who know's the avatar could be female. He could win it just for her. CJ this sounds like it could be fun.

[Sire]

I'll be Paula Abdul. Cause I like to drink a lot.


Holla Back!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Spacemtn

He just wants to be able to say "I'm feelin ya dawg"!!! or "That's Dope, man"!!

Spacemtn

I beg your pardon? I have never felt a dog! But I don't judge so carry on! LOL

[Still Looking]

Whispers could be Steven Tyler.We'll bring back Simon, which of couse will be played by Sixx. No explaination needed! Now we just need someone to play Ryan Seacrest... hummmm?

[Still Looking]

Many of you don't know this but Toyz tried out for Idol. Check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_JvWxt1Pg4

[Toyz]

One outing deserves another...and while I failed in my bid to win SL (((Roger))) actually won in his bid to be a champion...

SL (((Roger))) is at about the 1:10 mark...

Congrats SL! Helluva accomplishment! I;m sure those early Slamdango's were kinda uncomfortable for the girls...by the way were those "D" cups?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_8-I3gc_c

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Toyz

One outing deserves another...and while I failed in my bid to win SL (((Roger))) actually won in his bid to be a champion...

SL (((Roger))) is at about the 1:10 mark...

Congrats SL! Helluva accomplishment! I;m sure those early Slamdango's were kinda uncomfortable for the girls...by the way were those "D" cups?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_8-I3gc_c

I actually did more CG back in those days! Its was more like ride SL not SL ride you! Then the "slamdango".... the rest is History!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I actually did more CG back in those days! Its was more like ride SL not SL ride you! Then the "slamdango".... the rest is History!

Its an amazing story my friend! Who would have thought a couple of mongers like us to be headliners on such mainstream programs...

You might want to check out a few different shows I will be on this summer mostly on Fox network.

*How to maintain an incredible deck, with Toyz

*"Love Sick Puppy Dog" One man's hobbying stories told in the first person (this one is actually a LIFETIME NETWORK special told with NO commercials & sponsored by Magnum Condoms & Trojan Cock rings

*"How to write an intersting & coherant review" This is a DIY series

*Selective Mongering-a Study in Analytics

*Tongue & Grove" A self help program for the orally impaired...have actually shot several episodes of this one already, it will air starting in September....

I am also working with a couple of networks on a reality series with the working title being "The Art of the Out Call"....

Hope you guys like them and buy lots of products from the sponsors!!!

[Still Looking]

Ahhhh those sound wonderful Toyz, I can't wait. Those are obviously the ones the networks picked. They had to go through many before coming up with those classic future hits. Here are just a few.....

1) Hey did you just put your balls on my sandwich?
Sandwich maker by day hobbyist by night. The entire sitcom is shot in a Subway sandwich shop.

2) Two And A Half Mongers
Rich hobbyist lives at the beach with his socially inept brother who could get laid at a Roman Orgy and his chronic masturbating kid.

3) NCIS (NEED COCK IN SIDE)
Not what you might thinck. Story of a BBW who has so much fat around her kitty no one has been able to get to the promised land. Each episode ends with her telling how close the guy came.

4) Each John Leaves Anyway
Pilot has a wig wearing BBW Hooktard sitting at her computer posting on a hooker board. She then breaks off to have a session. Each episode is the hobbyist surprise when the door opens and how he gets out of the session. Hilarious to say the least. Then she goes back to the computer and posts her incredibly great experiences.