bbf for beginers

[BlakeConfidential]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Curious as to how you would stop it ?

I'm glad you asked! Easy -- I'd just smother him with my boobies until he suffocated

[monev]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

If you contradict yourself I'm going to call you out like I did in that Sorry Reya thread. Just like you should have done me. Instead you have some secret campaign to harm my rep. Well I'm glad you found something to do with your time.

You know you can't get me bent out of shape by telling me I'm ugly or fat, so instead you go and take my words out of context to try and harm my rep.

Well the fact is that people who know me, know me.
So I have nothing to worry about.
And people who really know people, know in curtain climates such as this one, people say some pretty outlandish shit, like:

Buckman, Eat a bag a' dicks.

Don't forget our roles, your's is dick eating, mine is paying to get my dick eaten. I see you have lots of free time So I guess business is slow. I'm not here to do anything to you. I called you out based on what you were saying in thread. I read it months ago and it just came to mind that day. Out of context is a stretch, how else can those words be taken? I dropped it and moved on but every time you come at me you just remind everyone off it.

[Sire]

So Joan, are Dr. Yankee and Dr. Sue the same person?

Just different personalities?

How often are you in contact with them?

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by knotty man

sure! anytime. but, i gotta tell you. im pretty boring in person.
im almost 50, losing my hair, wear glasses,beer belly and can still lay on my stomach with a full blown hard on

I'll give it a whirl!

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

I'm glad you asked! Easy -- I'd just smother him with my boobies until he suffocated

So who do I have to call a wackjob ?

[monev]

Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

what the fuck?
Joan, I don't think ONE single person has ANY idea what you are talking about WHATSOEVER. No one. Zero. You are clearly on a different chapter, of a different book, on a different planet, in a different universe than the rest of us.


Buckman, why are you so obsessed with EJL? Let.It.Go.
I will not allow you to call her a wackjob, especially in JOAN'S thread geeeez.

Aren't you retired? Your starting to remind me of those graduated kids that still hang around high schools and go to their parties. Pathetic, and she's stalking me. Thinks because I said something nice I guess it was hipocritical. Put your dog on a leash and we should be fine.

[BlakeConfidential]

Originally Posted by buckman

Don't forget our roles, your's is dick eating, mine is paying to get my dick eaten. I see you have lots of free time So I guess business is slow. I'm not here to do anything to you. I called you out based on what you were saying in thread. I read it months ago and it just came to mind that day. Out of context is a stretch, how else can those words be taken? I dropped it and moved on but every time you come at me you just remind everyone off it.

Common misconception that if a girl participates/posts a lot that business must be slow. Wronggggggg! Some girls only like to see 1-2 clients a day, so that leaves the rest of the day pretty wide open to do as they please, they're not always fucking and sucking. Secondly, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't YOU come at EJL calling her a wackjob in this thread?? As far as I'm concerned that is YOU coming at HER in a completely unrelated thread. Just had to get another jab in didn't ya?? Get over it. You read it *months* ago, yet it stuck with you for *months* -- clearly you have no dropped it if you are PMing her, and trying to call her out in unrelated threads.

NOW IF WE CAN ALL GET BACK ON TOPIC TO 'BBF FOR BEGINERS" whatever the fuck that is.

[monev]

Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

I'm glad you asked! Easy -- I'd just smother him with my boobies until he suffocated

Sorry I don't do old lady boobes.

[Whispers]

Joan

It as too early and they do not understand and although temperature is right and there s no reason not to your laundry wasn't folded!

Besides, green is not your color. But I understand why this got to you. You should real take it to Firestone
and while you are waiting for your nails to dry the rest will start to understand.

Wierdo's?

Ok

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

NOW IF WE CAN ALL GET BACK ON TOPIC TO 'BBF FOR BEGINERS" whatever the fuck that is.

Bare Back Fingering.....

Practiced in all the clubs by many of the strip club guys. Joan is an ex stripper turned DP

You really need to come hang out with us.

[Sire]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

So who do I have to call a wackjob ?

Jasmine does a pretty amazing BBHJ. You can nickname it the "Wackjob".

[BlakeConfidential]

Originally Posted by buckman

Sorry I don't do old lady boobes.

OLD?!?! bahahahahaha you are so misinformed.
I'm probably HALF your age.

I like how you're trying to insult me now though haha, keep it classy buddy! Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Sire]

Originally Posted by buckman

Sorry I don't do old lady boobes.

[Beagle]

Hmm....Whispers and Knottyman seem to be the only people capable of speaking in Joan's language so far.....

[BlakeConfidential]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Bare Back Fingering.....

Practiced in all the clubs by many of the strip club guys. Joan is an ex stripper turned DP

You really need to come hang out with us.

Ahhh I see, well would you mind informing me what a "beginer" is? hahahaha kiddding.

You know I'll be hanging out with you and your crew as soon as I'm all healed up!