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Ebony Jasmine Love Austin · 05-20-2012, 11:42 PM

ok never mind. if toyz says you can be euro....... well, it's his thread.

Roxy, that was ice cold girl! And hot damn, is that how Metal Smith looks?

LOL @ horny-dextros. I love new words.

Whispers · 05-21-2012, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Whispers, I always imagined an old school rap song would be playing along with you when you walked into the room upon our first meeting. I just never knew which one. Now I know.

I bring my own music and it's a lot of FranK, Neil and Tom....

IF it was Rap it would have to be South Park Mexican's "You Know my Name"....

Maybe a little Beastie Boys..... "Right to Party"

Upon exiting I kinda like Shaggy's "It wasn't Me"

I've been trying to get the clubs to play These Bad To The Boneby George Thorogoodwhenever I walk in.... No luch so far.

Ebony Jasmine Love Austin · 05-21-2012, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

IF it was Rap it would have to be South Park Mexican's "You Know my Name"....

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES PEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEM; south-park-mexi-caaaaaaaaaaan."
I had to go find my jam and listen. My roomie turned me onto him back in the day.
R.I.P. SPM

Maybe a little Beastie Boys..... "Right to Party"

R.I.P. MCA

I could see you in slow motion to some Frank, pardon my loss of pop culture knowledge but I don't recall who Neil is, and Tom makes me think you are going to be doing the Carlton, LOL!

Awwww man, I thought you would have been a ".........boombastic romantic fantastic love'a!" for sure.
SSSHA-DI! LOL.

Yeah but I can see how "It wasn't me" would be best for an exit.

Ebony Jasmine Love Austin · 05-21-2012, 03:17 AM

AAAH, Diamond, DUH!

Anyway this is about superheros:

How about the superzero:

The Superzero is the Lurker Extraordinaire.

They have absolutely nothing to contribute to the board but their superpower is to drain all of this useful info and chime in every once in a while about how people who post here are low-lifes. Yeah ok.

Sir Hardin Thicke · 05-21-2012, 10:53 AM

Let to right: Maya, Pearis, Darien, Tina Latina, Shannon Shane, True Blonde Nadiya, Dara Malaika, Presley.

Sexy Roxanne · 05-21-2012, 11:06 AM

That is a great one Sir Hardin Thick

GneissGuy · 05-21-2012, 04:44 PM

Be sure and wear a thick full body condom if you schedule with Rogue.

BigTee · 05-21-2012, 05:16 PM

LOL FUN THREAD! I wonder what my character would be

sixxbach · 05-21-2012, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

SPM is alive, he is a convicted and incarcerated pedophile though

sixx

Ebony Jasmine Love Austin · 05-21-2012, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BigTee

LOL FUN THREAD! I wonder what my character would be

Oh you are on the big dick team; just a dustin' away!

LOL!

Ebony Jasmine Love Austin · 05-21-2012, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sixxbach

SPM is alive, he is a convicted and incarcerated pedophile though

sixx

OOOOOH.
Thanks for letting me know. Ewww.

Toyz · 05-21-2012, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BigTee

LOL FUN THREAD! I wonder what my character would be

Big Tee:

SuperHero Power:

Giant Cock. Makes providers call HIM and ask for specials...

Toyz · 05-21-2012, 09:35 PM

Madamn NastyCrotch:

Superhero Power: Mosquito Repellant...bugs die in 20' radius...but hobbiers are oblivious because erections negate the scent of smell...for a while...

Generally the result of overzealous welcome wagon purveyors. Starts getting a bit ripe after the 5th back to back with nothing more than wet wipe technique being liberally applied to crotchal region.

(There, top THAT one EJ!)

Ez5417 · 05-21-2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Toyz

I took a vanilla world friend to the Alamo to see "The Avengers" and it was a great time. No academy awards, but non stop fun beginning to end. The scene where LOKI tells Hulk "I AM A GOD" is one of the funny scenes in moviedom.

But...it got me to thinking like I do...and I thought, if, just if...we were somehow covered in radition due to a fluke accident, and we all morphed into some kind of super hero, what would we be? Would we have a new name? Would we have powers that were similar to our personalities?

But this is an interactive Toyz game...I'll provide some names..maybe even insert a picture you think fits the character....maybe a hint or two...YOU fill in the rest. This will allow some of you who aren't funny to suddenly BE funny. Or some of you that are funny (or THINK you are funny) to actually have decent material for a change. So, heres a start... And please, this is in FUN don't be offended by anything here...

ToriofAustin: Dressed in a long flowing (but easily shed) aqua colored silk gown, Tori weaves her spell of magic...rendering even the hardcore mongers putty in her hands...has them on the verge of crying out for mercy...then invokes her "wand of invisibility" and....dissapears...maybe to be seen next week...maybe not...you never know when she will show or go! And sorry baby. I couldnt find a titless superheroine..this will have to suffice

K...Now YOU Try...some I've got you started, some you gotta work for.

Whispers: Or as his supername on the back of his black cape says "Ho Whisperer"....

Ebony Jasmine Love: In her one peice bodice carries her ever present thesauraus and....

Homer: Smelling of corned beef and cabbage he makes his way through the strip club...

Texas202: The ever intimidating symbol of the Volcano emblazoned across his chest...

Ezzy: Never to be scene in daylight, the ethereal EZZY only plays late at night...sliding in behind you when you least expect her...

TARA24: Leading her mini possee Tara proves that no service can still render big $$$

Still Looking: Flying through the fresh meat on his horse of white, SL goes where no man has gone before. Unfettered, he drills into the night, clearing the path for future hobbiers. Always carrying clothing for the downtrodden, S.L. is a beckon of light in the darkness....

Sarah Smiles: Showing that age cannot impact beauty...

AbbyofAustin:

Brittany Love:

Christina Cutie:

The TAE Girls:

Pearis:

City Jazz: City Jazz is like the old "mikey" cereal commercial..."Mikey will eat anything, HEY MIKEY"! Armed with a telephoto lens & a box of toys...CJ is out to tap the world one girl at a time. It will be thrilling, it will be exciting...and there WILL be pictures! His robe has a picture of a Nikon Camera as his symbol.

Italian Marie:

TShirt...

Sexy Roxanne:

Sweet Lisa: Dressed as a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz, Lisas power is that you can't imagine how much power packs into this little munchkin...she gives lollipops at the end of sessions while "we're off the see the wizard" plays on the stereo in the background...

Ally Ray:

Colleen:

Chrystal Kitty:

Sixxbach:

RockerRick:

Toyz: Constantly working to bring peace & calmness to the masses. Always respectful of others. Quiet. Demure. Passive.

Sorry I haven't been active the past week, been distracted w personal BS,

Anyway I lOve mine!!! Kinda funny because I'm told I have cat eyes. Pretty cool Toyz. Kudos.

I love DC and Marvel. Huge fan of marvel more though. I grew fanatical after my son did. Once I read the actual stories I was hooked.

Toyz · 05-21-2012, 10:54 PM

EZZY!! I've been hoping you would join in...would love to see your creative take on this thread...(glad you liked your character)

Yeah, I've been a "superhero" fan since a kid...once you're hooked you really never grow out of it. Avengers was just a good time flic & gave me the impetus for this idea...