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Old 05-12-2012, 11:19 AM   #1
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Did some deep thinking last night and I have some questions.
1.. Why haven't they invented a spray on condom yet?
2.. Will I still have the problem I have with regular condoms of trying to put them on backwards 50% of the time?
3.. Will thinking of Hillary Clinton taking off her pants suit always delay my happy ending and give me 10 more minutes of action?
4.. What happens if Hillary starts to look good to me?
5. .Did I really make all those providers cum?
6.. Why did I post this?
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PG- Those are some interesting questions!

GET HELP!
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Question #4 scares me.
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#1..because guys would just buy spray on tan and end up convincing the hooktard it was the real thing and barebacking the shit outta her, while giving her one hell of a vagina tan
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JB...

You know its bad when you ask a sick question and you get an even sicker reply. LMAO!
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fast thinking JB

#1
I was thinking where do the swimmers go. balloon forms on the end. cum 2x in the same condom. now ya got to pee, and can't pull it out. rats never got the wording right in my mind.
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Ummm.... they do have spray-on condoms. Here's an article.

Why the fuck do I know this?
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Thanks MW!!!

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#3- My back up plan is Rosie O' Donnell in reverse cow girl.
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LOL
NOOOO review!!!
I just want to delay the happy ending...not kill it entirely.
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crap, there are only two Rosie reviews on the whole board. And I have one of them.
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fast thinking JB

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I was thinking where do the swimmers go. balloon forms on the end. cum 2x in the same condom. now ya got to pee, and can't pull it out. rats never got the wording right in my mind.
Not to worry..

I hear from a good authority that those things can really stretch out when they have to
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