Good Old Dad!

[Guest021824]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
(he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

'Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

[MsKristine]

I have heard this joke before, and no matter how many times I hear it, I still laugh.

[pmdelites]

hey, he could have been my kid, too, but he would to have been shades of brown. something about the guadalupe river, lysergic, and wild turkeys flying overhead always gets my motor running :^)

[Apollo!]

LOL - Good one.

[motocrossman39]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

aka: Apollo's/Apache's Wingman!

[LAVixian]

that's cool