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Old 05-04-2012, 12:25 AM   #1
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Default A penis has a hard life!!!
"His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:38 AM   #2
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Man, and sometimes his owner chokes him, or puts a plastic bag over his head. And his other friends are an asshole or very mouthy. Not to mention people keep blaming him for getting in trouble.

Nice one Zx. I hope my addition adds to it instead of diminishes.
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:43 AM   #3
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Old 05-04-2012, 07:18 AM   #4
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His owner won't let him grow his hair out and usually shaves it all off. Add to that he's short and wimpy most of the time...
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short and wimpy
ditto on that!
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Often he is short and wimpy, but when you get him going he can give a good pounding. Many times his best friend pussy takes the pounding, but luckily she often enjoys it.
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He's a grower, not a show-er....
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He is a lover, not a fighter.
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Old 05-04-2012, 07:37 PM   #10
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When its cold he shrinks. He loves to find a hole to hide any chance he gets.

Nice thread!
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:11 PM   #11
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All good contributions to the hard life thread
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:40 PM   #12
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He seems to have a mind of his own.

When his presence at full attention is requested, sometimes he just refuses to salute.

Other times a salute would be totally out of place, and a bit embarassing, but that doesn't stop him.

If only the dick would take orders!
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