ANGRY bird

[homer13]

SLB- your crazy, I told you that when I met you at social. Guys will fap to the jcp catalog. You aint getting no $$. but to recap this is what I remember so far.

1. You want guy to pay for your incall
2. You want guy to send you pics of them so you can decide if you want to see them
3. You want guy to pay for pics of you that they look at.

Can't wait to read your next thread.


p.s. I'll send you pics, but I'm gonna charge because I think you might wanna female fap to them.

:mf_laughbounce2 :

[rockerrick]

I think you're forgetting to charge for the post session memory masturbation. Just close my eyes and you're there. And memory last till you die !

[guest011313]

Originally Posted by homer13

SLB- your crazy, I told you that when I met you at social. Guys will fap to the jcp catalog. You aint getting no $$. but to recap this is what I remember so far.

1. You want guy to pay for your incall
2. You want guy to send you pics of them so you can decide if you want to see them
3. You want guy to pay for pics of you that they look at.

Can't wait to read your next thread.


p.s. I'll send you pics, but I'm gonna charge because I think you might wanna female fap to them.

:mf_laughbounce2 :

LOL!! That's what I remembered as well in the other thread she posted about how the guy needs to pay for the Incall lol. Next thread should be interesting.

[homer13]

SLB you remind me of one of those discount airlines. prices are lower but they want to charge for everything- pillow, to check bags, drink, p-nuts, mags,


You should start charging by the pump. Excuse me hobbyist, my ad clearly states 20 pumps for that price. I counted 23 pumps and 2 buck per extra pump I need another 6 bucks from you.


hahahhahahaha

[Sire]

Originally Posted by sexylatinabooty

I am angry.
Some person must like to say stuff about their pics. I hate details, and especially when someone tells me, "I can't control my self from cumming to your pics!". UGH! TMI DUDE! Just keep it to yourself! I SHOULD charge a donation after I hear that! My pics are not free for that kind of thing. Nothing is free, and after that you think I woud have an appt with the person?? I DONT THINK SO!! Not a happy camper here!!

Originally Posted by sexylatinabooty

I'm sorry, but I dont like the tmi! I've been in the swinging/lifestyle. Guys do it there also. It has been getting on my nerves for more than 3 yrs, and it sounds like a broken record. Let me see this, and the same with people asking for more pics. Are you not satisfied with the pics I have? Why dont you pay for my photoshoot? Maybe you could get me a good photographer! I don't need a BAD photoshoot!

Fixed it.



There. NOW I can make some sense of this!

Had a little extra time, so I thought I would help everyone who needed a translation for this post.

Punctuation and capitalization are our friends!


Honey, this wins the award for second most amusing thing on ECCIE this week. Good luck in your venture.

Hell, I'm rubbing one out to your profile pics right now!

[rockerrick]

Thanks Sire know I can make sense of it . NOT ! but w/punctuation I can read it.

[Sire]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Thanks Sire know I can make sense of it . NOT ! but w/punctuation I can read it.

It does make the reading a more pleasurable experience. It actually sounds like a person speaking. I enjoy that.

[blenderhead]

Originally Posted by Sire

It does make the reading a more pleasurable experience. It actually sounds like a person speaking. I enjoy that.

It turns me on to read it. I can't control myself from masturbating to it...

[Sire]

Originally Posted by blenderhead

It turns me on to read it. I can't control myself from masturbating to it...

I KNOW!!! With the correct grammar and punctuation, it's as if she's whispering in my ear while I'm plowing her.

Damn those are some good pics!

[rockerrick]

Yeah , had to give up the free Capri porn, Thanks for sharing the pictures !

[guest011313]

Yall better watch out u might get charges for posting in her thread lol

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Wow I'm so glad someone could make sense of he OP.

I sometimes joke about how I'm going to put it on a clients tab.

Buuuuuuut, that's about it.

There are so many things in the world to be pissed off about but why waste your time.

As some would say:

girl you betta' s'adown (sit down) somewhere. LOL!

That is totally an inside joke me and my civi friends say. So disrespect intended.

[sexy booty]

Oldsarge well I guess it isn't about video games I don't play angry birds i get frustrated with that game anyway

[Sire]

Originally Posted by sexylatinabooty

Oldsarge well I guess it isn't about video games I don't play angry birds i get frustrated with that game anyway

You know, them there birds charge players to watch them get angry!

I think they're on to something!

[Sire]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Wow I'm so glad someone could make sense of he OP.

I sometimes joke about how I'm going to put it on a clients tab.

Buuuuuuut, that's about it.

There are so many things in the world to be pissed off about but why waste your time.

As some would say:

girl you betta' s'adown (sit down) somewhere. LOL!

That is totally an inside joke me and my civi friends say. So disrespect intended.

I'm having a simulated session to your photos right now.