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04-20-2012, 10:34 AM
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By the way, when you get to the site, there are three different pages. There was an excellent long story submission playing off of my favorite animal being El Chupacabra. I picked it to be silly but a client assumed I said it because in the urban dictionary it means:
A sex act beginning when a man binds a woman into the inverse mantis position. He then grabs a horn and violently inserts it into the female's vagina. She then, through the process of vaginal contraction, blows goat's blood out of the horn and onto the man's penis. Using glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth, she performs fellatio on the man, until his ejaculated semen mixes with the goat's blood. At this juncture, the woman gargles the lathered solution and swallows.
It was a coincidence, I had no idea!
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04-20-2012, 11:23 AM
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A sex act beginning when a man binds a woman into the inverse mantis position. He then grabs a horn and violently inserts it into the female's vagina. She then, through the process of vaginal contraction, blows goat's blood out of the horn and onto the man's penis. Using glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth, she performs fellatio on the man, until his ejaculated semen mixes with the goat's blood. At this juncture, the woman gargles the lathered solution and swallows.
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Holy Crap! I had no idea....talk about imagination!!
And no thank-you
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04-20-2012, 11:34 AM
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...It was a coincidence, I had no idea!
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Holy Crap! I had no idea....talk about imagination!! And no thank-you
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Yeah, what Jazzer said... Just... wow...
Any suggestions of you, Ari, being treated like a Timex watch..?? I know, guys... sorry... y'all are gettin' tired of my schtick...
Whatever you do, Ari, we know you'll play safely...
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04-20-2012, 12:26 PM
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I gotta get my SUBMISSION in knowing now that you are practicing some Domination
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04-20-2012, 01:25 PM
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So are we upset about the new icon or is all well? Haven't gotten any petitions yet.
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04-20-2012, 01:31 PM
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Yeah, what Jazzer said... Just... wow...
Any suggestions of you, Ari, being treated like a Timex watch..?? I know, guys... sorry... y'all are gettin' tired of my schtick...
Whatever you do, Ari, we know you'll play safely...
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That's a Rolex and I can tick-tock 24/7 alone or with company.
I always play it safe. That's why I'm in charge!!!
Well, unless in the company of Charlotte Bell. One of the few women more dominant than me....Oh and Jazz, Spanish Jewel who commands her presence when she walks in a room. Where are you my little slut? We want you in KC! We have plans for you my pretty!
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04-20-2012, 05:15 PM
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Aria, the new avator rocks!!!!!
Always nice to get a little "nature juices" on a tie, before using it as a blindfold, lol
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04-20-2012, 05:30 PM
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So are we upset about the new icon or is all well? Haven't gotten any petitions yet.
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No, this one suits you nicely!
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04-20-2012, 05:36 PM
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So are we upset about the new icon or is all well? Haven't gotten any petitions yet.
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thank goodness that is not one of my pink ties
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04-20-2012, 06:03 PM
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thank goodness that is not one of my pink ties
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? Idk what you mean?
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04-22-2012, 08:16 AM
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My ECCIE Reviews
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Originally Posted by Ari816
That's a Rolex and I can tick-tock 24/7 alone or with company.
I always play it safe. That's why I'm in charge!!!
Well, unless in the company of Charlotte Bell. One of the few women more dominant than me....Oh and Jazz, Spanish Jewel who commands her presence when she walks in a room. Where are you my little slut? We want you in KC! We have plans for you my pretty!
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Here I am ya little hooker!!! LOL.... dominatrix?? eh?? OOOO girl you gotta come to Phoenix and I will take you to the dungeon! www.doiaz.com I've gotten to play in all of the rooms SO FUN!!!
So um..... what time luv? My Breitling is telling me soon!!! GOD I HOPE TO BE THERE NEXT WEEK SO I CAN PLAY WITH YOUR LOVELY BODY!!!
Any takers? I mean if Ari and I can get a car in a parking lot in westport surrounded by men watching us... how about yall????
love you little nasty girl!!!!
xo
Jazz
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04-22-2012, 10:37 AM
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Jazz I hope you come back to KC soon...please...would love to meet you!!
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04-22-2012, 12:14 PM
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Hell, I'll donate the car. Just let me install some cameras in there first and maybe Scotch Guard the headliner! :-)
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04-22-2012, 12:32 PM
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Hell, I'll donate the car. Just let me install some cameras in there first and maybe Scotch Guard the headliner! :-)
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Hell I'll donate the air in the tires!
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