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Old 04-03-2012, 10:46 PM   #1
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Default three labs at the vet's office.

Three Labrador retrievers -- a brown, yellow,and black --
were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when
they began a conversation.

The black Lab turned to the brown and said,
"So, why are you here?"

The brown Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss
on everything: the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night, when I pissed
in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, "So, what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown Lab.
"All the vets are prescribing it. It works
for everything."

He then turned to the yellow Lab and asked, "Why
are you here?"

The yellow Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences,
dig up flowers and trees; I dig just for the hell of it.
When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over
the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab inquired.

"Looks like Prozac for me, too," the dejected yellow Lab said.

The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked,
"Well, what are you here for?"

"I'm a humper," the black Lab said. "I'll hump anything.
I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.
I want to hump everything I see.

Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower
and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't
help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The yellow and brown Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
"So, Prozac for you, too, huh?"

The black Lab said, "No, I'm just here to get my nails clipped."
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