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03-18-2012, 03:05 PM
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Happy Birthday Dannie !!!!
And guys don't ever let this happen to you.
It was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too great when I woke up that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone "Happy Birthday." I figured, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
I felt a little better - at least someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment, she smiled at me and said, "If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
Mad at my wife for forgetting about my birthday, not to mention that Janet was quite beautiful, I felt justified in staying. "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a few minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday ... and there I sat on the couch ... naked.
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03-18-2012, 03:07 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Since Dannie is also a member of the island ..... a hearty GTHYLF!
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03-18-2012, 03:50 PM
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Join Date: Mar 28, 2009
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Happy Birthday, sexy lady. Have admired you from a distance and would welcome the opportunity to have a drink with you one day. Kisses. Euphemia
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03-18-2012, 04:05 PM
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Happy Birthday Dannie!!!!!
Have enough tequila for me sexy lady.
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03-18-2012, 05:11 PM
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Happy Birthday Dannie!
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03-18-2012, 05:16 PM
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Show us some birthday day taint
And not some that monk monk monk already tainted.
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03-18-2012, 05:46 PM
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Taint is always welcome.
Always keep the taint updated.
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03-18-2012, 05:50 PM
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Taint improves every thread
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03-18-2012, 10:52 PM
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Happy birthday Dannie
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03-18-2012, 11:33 PM
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The Dannie i think i sent you like a million pms but anyways congrats on your bday
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03-18-2012, 11:54 PM
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Happy Birthday beautiful!
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03-19-2012, 12:01 AM
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Happy Birthday from your San Antonio boyfriend. Wish I could help you celebrate. I know you will have a fantastic day. Best wishes for many more.
SAS
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03-19-2012, 02:30 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL SEXY LADY!!!
Some things just gets better with age,
You are one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-19-2012, 07:33 AM
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Happy birthday Dannie
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03-19-2012, 09:07 AM
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Happy Birthday beautiful!!!!
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