Are you an engineer or a lawyer?
An engineer died one day, and next thing he knew he was standing outside the pearly gates. St Peter, making a rare mistake, sent the engineer down to hell.
After a few weeks, St Peter discovered his mistake, so called downstairs to talk the devil about it, telling him to send the engineer back upstairs immediately.
The devil replied, "Are you kidding? Last week we got central air conditioning put in, and next week our swimming pool opens!"
St Peter then replied, "Either send him up right now or we're going to sue."
"Go ahead," said the devil, "We've got all the lawyers!"
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