What's Wrong With My Mind?

[Guest032112]

OK, many of the ladies on the board will testify to the fact that despite my conservative persona, I'm very sexually open minded, with one exception - my ass is exit only (even though there has been some anal and prostrate play) and I don't play with boys. So help me understand why mentally I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around this situation. . . .

I go for my annual physical this morning - the first since my primary care physician retired (a guy I've known for over 25 years) Somehow I always thought he got some perverse pleasure from the prostrate exam where it felt as if he had his arm up my butt to his shoulder.

So my new doc is female, has long brown hair, curves in the right places, and looks hot as hell in scrubs. All was going well until it was "you're not going to like this anymore than me, but drop 'em and bend over". My mental fantasies of doing the doc when to pure terror and I'm quite sure she was impressed with my butt muscle control cause I'm not sure you could have driven a needle in with a sledge hammer.

Somebody tell me why I'm feeling violated by a female doc.

[Sweet N Little]

lmao BB, It just shows that you will work even the most awkward/uncomfortable situations into a sexual fantasy if she is HOT! lol

To summarize: Your just a perv like the rest of us!! LOL

[TechOne]

take a bottle of pinot grigio to your next exam, that should do it!

ROFLMAO!

[MrGiz]

What's this Doc's name?

Is she good with the Humana Play Plan?

[CPT Savajo]

You might feel that way because your a guy, and used to being in control of a situation when your with a woman. When she told you to drop your trousers and bend over it may have felt like as if she was in a more Dominant position over you. Maybe you should have dropped your trousers in front of her and gave her a full frontal of your package on purpose! That would have been awesome right before she gets the lube and a glove.

I've been in a similar situation but I was with two female nurses who checked out my package. There was a cute little blond nurse/assistant and when she seen my package I could see her holding back a shit-eating grin like she wanted to laugh!

[SweetDanni]

You know BB I have the same problem at the gyno. I go in there is this hot Dr and then when he says legs up I freak. Any other time legs up and I woudl jump at the occassion lol. Whats the difference between a cold speculum and a cold dildo or a finger in for an exam. Doesnt make much sence.

[scooter]

being on the other end...or being the finger...it truly is just another asshole....