No-Show, No-Call by Alexxxis

[Johnny4455]

hilarious.T9 is the man. Running the BP, and telling it like it is!

[BottomFeederKC]

Originally Posted by DickPeters

I happen to know Plague668 didn't have an appointment with Alexxxis last night because I had an appointment with her from about 6 pm until about 9 am this morning, which was booked several days in advance. It was a marathon. Btw, I have to pay to replace her piercing because it got knocked out somewhere along the line. Neither of us noticed until this morning.

Please post a review.

[thorough9]

Originally Posted by BottomFeederKC

Please post a review.

What'll be the point of him writing a review? If Dickey-P writes another review for Alexxxis, it'll be...what.... review number 6 out of 9...
That's ..er.... a 66.6% Alexxxis favorability rating. LOL.
The certified president of the HIDA(Hobbyist In Defense of Alexxxis) club. "Hi, I'm Dickey-P. I'm not only the president, I'm also a client..." LOL.
An Alexxxis Lobbyist.
Hey Dickey-P, what kind of car do you drive? Alexxxis.... ROTFLAMO!!!

He must run a daily search for "Alexxxis" b/c he seems to pop up whenever and wherever she does. I've nothing against the provider, but the blatant white knighting and ass-covering is just lame... He pops us always having "just seen her", or "she just dropped him an email", or just had the "time of his life"...again - this MF is part-cat. LOL.

Either he's

a) The creepy guy in the white panel van, with the Magnum P.I. mustache, the BTK killer glasses, and the curly-fro with a bald spot in the middle, who installed a porta-potty in the van so that he'd never have to leave, parked on the northeast corner, across the street from her house,

b) her alter ego, or

c)she lives in 1A and he lives in 1B...


Here He Comes To Save The Dayyyyyy!
Dickey-P is on his Wayyyyyyyy!!
So, Let the nay-say-ers say nayyyyyyyy,
hum, hum hum hum hummmm, hum hummmmmmmmmmmm!!

:h orse:

[Alexxxis]

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[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by Alexxxis

a) thorough9: No one cares.
b) Yes, I was with DP last night. Hell, I even did greek for the first time ever. Yes, he DP'd me and it was awesome.
c) Thank GOD I was with him last night because...well....none of your fucking business.

SO Did You NCNS Plague?
Did You double book?....
guys wanna know so we know what to expect if we wanna book with you? Did you blow off Plague for a bigger payday?

[Alexxxis]

Nope. I was ncns'd by snake doc. I called DP and he more than made up for it.

[ezgoindude]

Originally Posted by Alexxxis

a) thorough9: No one cares.
b) Yes, I was with DP last night. Hell, I even did greek for the first time ever. Yes, he DP'd me and it was awesome.
c) Thank GOD I was with him last night because...well....none of your fucking business.

[thorough9]

The story's too contrived.... Too many unsolicited details, from him and her, that are obviously meant to give a cock-a-mamie story aka bullshit, credibility. What's it called when a provider "white knights"? There's obviously a more intimate call-and-response relationship between these two. You're right, it's none of our business except when it comes to him lying for you, or fabricating reviews on your behalf. Nobody cares about non-hobby experiences here. If he's that big of a regular, quit advertising on ECCIE, close up shop, and go to Texas for "family business" . LOL. Either that or one of the other "default" excuses......

What you probably should be doing, instead of bragging about your exploits with your live-in boyfriend, is apologizing to the guy you stood up, but it's like you said, no one cares.... LOL.

I hear toilets flushing... LOL

[bartipero]

What about Maverick and Goose? Did they NCNS you, too? lol

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by Alexxxis

Nope. I was ncns'd by snake doc. I called DP and he more than made up for it.

Alexis I dont understand what Snake Doc has to do with NCNS the OP?
I realize this is none of my business and ive never met you but...If you did NCNS you should be professional, and admit the mistake and apologize..
If the OP story isnt correct then say so.....

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by Alexxxis

a) thorough9: No one cares.
b) Yes, I was with DP last night. Hell, I even did greek for the first time ever. Yes, he DP'd me and it was awesome.
c) Thank GOD I was with him last night because...well....none of your fucking business.

Unless he has two penises I am not sure how this happened, but seriously there is a reason he always pops up when she does, think about it Now I am going to go watch FIGHT CLUB and let you guys think about it.

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Originally Posted by Alexxxis

Nope. I was ncns'd by snake doc. I called DP and he more than made up for it.

Well fuck, now I'm confused. If the appointment was made days in advance (per DP's first post), how did you get NCNS'd by Snake Doc, and why call DP when he apparently already had you booked?

Furthermore, how does keeping one appointment disprove NCNS'ing the original poster?

None of this makes any sense! I'm so damned foncused!

[bartipero]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Unless he has two penises I am not sure how this happened...

I noticed that, too. Dick and Peters. That explains it. A new form of bipolar. Maybe he does. I haven't been to the state fair for awhile, though, so maybe there is a new tent next to the real Bonnie and Clyde car and the donkey boy.

[Plague668]

She sent me an email asking who I am, "because we sure as hell didn't have an appointment." So I just forwarded the email chain in which it was set up about two weeks ago. It is possible she forgot... Not that that is a good excuse... If my honesty is in question, I'll gladly forward the emails to a moderator.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Well fuck, now I'm confused. If the appointment was made days in advance (per DP's first post), how did you get NCNS'd by Snake Doc, and why call DP when he apparently already had you booked?

Furthermore, how does keeping one appointment disprove NCNS'ing the original poster?

None of this makes any sense! I'm so damned foncused!

It is rather confusing, I am sure somewhere in the message there is mention of a shot from the grassy knoll.............