A funny thing happened at the incall.......

[gimme_that]

That story hella funny Elisabeth. Im surprised he actually continued with the session considering the events that happened before the actual appointment. I probably would have bolted out of discreetness sake of gaining unwanted attention and contacted you later as to why, but I rarely do incalls anyway cause your totally dependent on the ladies discretion there with other clients if she is more visible or attracts attention to herself with traffic to and fro.

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by gimme_that

That story hella funny Elisabeth. Im surprised he actually continued with the session considering the events that happened before the actual appointment. I probably would have bolted out of discreetness sake of gaining unwanted attention and contacted you later as to why, but I rarely do incalls anyway cause your totally dependent on the ladies discretion there with other clients if she is more visible or attracts attention to herself with traffic to and fro.

It was a very nice four star hotel in the Galleria area in Houston. Very nice. Actually nicer than most. I was in the suite at the end of the hall on one of the top floors, if that makes a difference.

But he was very tired that evening. He had been flying and just wanted a release and go. He wasn't expecting a "situation" but he was completely a gentleman and someone who probably wouldn't have let a woman stand there in that situation, which was very awkward.

I'm sure he thought about running back down the hall and not coming back which is why I told the nurse to go ahead and call the front desk. But he had left his suitcase by me on the floor in the hall. So he HAD to come back.

It's not like I was in a notel motel with thugs running around. Once they showed up, the manager "knew". The bellmen "knew" and on some level the nurse knew as well. Meeting for a tryst in a hotel is hardly "news" or much less, being indiscreet. Standing outside ones room almost naked IS comical...not really indiscreet (the way that we define it in this world) under the circumstances.

I guess that if I had anything else to comment on, and I touched on it before, is that it could have been like the situation the original poster wrote about. Something to laugh about and comment on later.

Instead, for this guy it was a little upsetting, I think. Although he denied it after I apologized like twenty times.

Elisabeth

[ElisabethWhispers]

I was a fairly new escort and was still new to using priceline. I, somehow, managed to get a hotel in an area that my client wished to meet at.

BUT, it was a Best Western. I don't "do" Best Westerns (with priceline you don't choose the property). But I went there, checked in and saw another working woman walking down the outside stairs. I was appalled. (I'm MUCH less snotty now, for the record!)

Inside the room was just fine but I didn't feel comfortable and I was just very nervous. He was a nice attorney who showed up in a suit. Did I mention that a man in a suit just DOES something to me?

He was hot. Sexy. Kissed great. We fell on the bed and I threw my glasses on the floor. We're doing stuff that I hadn't done physically since I was in my 20's but something just didn't seem right. I looked at my date and asked him if he heard something. He said no.

I can't see without my glasses on but the door looked funny. I'm on top of him and he said that the door was fine. But he couldn't see without his glasses, either. Then, I grabbed my glasses.

The door was open. It was being held by a VERY long chain that was still linked together but there was at LEAST a foot opening. The room was facing a car dealership. Lot's of traffic.

I almost started to cry. The career of "Elisabeth" was just slipping through my fingers at that moment. I thought that I was going to get a bad review and I was horrified.

But. Well. Hmmm. He was an attorney and that sometimes makes a difference. Just laughed while he was buttoning up his french cuffs. Said to not worry about it. He was all for public sex and he didn't think that anyone of note saw anything. And gave me a $50 tip.

Wow. As he was leaving and I was wiping the sweat off of my brow, he smiled once more, gave me another kiss and told me that I worried too much.

He bounced down the stairs. Giggling.

I couldn't get out of there and back home quick enough!

Elisabeth

P.S. The moral to the story is similar to Chevalier's one above. Always use the secondary lock but also make sure that the door is completely closed as well!

[Smokin Joe]

He was seeing a girl he'd seen several time before in her 2nd floor apartment, also used as an incall. Things went well in all of the previuos encounters but not this one.

As he was fininshing up, standing there naked, about to flush the protection, a loud knock was heard from the door. From her expression, he could tell it wasn't good. As she turned on the shower to try and cover the noise , she let him know that it was her boyfriend at the door, and that he didn't know of her profession.

Now he started to get a little panicky wandering what to do, how to get out of this. He wondered if he was about to get his ass whupped. She motioned to the balcony and said he'd have to jump. Well, at his age he wasn't about to jump off a sencond floor balcony.

The knocks became louder and more intense. He decided not get roughed up by this boyfriend and headed out the door to the balcony. As the boyfriend entered, he hung from the balcony and dropped, heart pounding. It was a soft landing and he took off running, all the time wondering who had seen him.

He got to his car and sped off. He felt exhilerated, excited, and full of andrenaline. That was fun, he thought, since he didn't get hurt or caught, reminding him of the feeling he got in the old days playing ball.

But, he never went back.

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

. Now, this "could" have been funny to him but he didn't find it too amusing.

I consider myself pretty easy going, but I probably wouldn't have been laughing either.

Those moments just prior to and after meeting someone new are tense for me. Particularly if it involves walking through a hotel. I'm still thinking "discretion, discretion, discretion..."

Now if we had been spending the week together at a resort and midweek the same thing happened, I probably would have laughed hysterically.

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

quoted---At least you did not take a dump at the incall. ---unquoted
I had that happen to me...and it was a horrible one {that guy must have had prunes that morning...lol}

Michelle--that is a beautiful area,bet those cottages were nice!

This has nothing to do with the hobby - totally a civie story, but years ago I'm out with friends and the restaurant/bar we're at is probably a 2 minute walk to my house. This guy, who is a good friend of mine to this day, asks if he can borrow my keys b/c he has to go & has a phobia of public restrooms.

I'm thinking WTF??? I'm so glad to be of service....

SOB didn't even have the grace to pick up the bar bill.

[Guest052110]

Here's a true story that didn't happen to me, but did happen to a good friend of mine, who told me about it at the time. He lives in a high-rise, right near the end of the hall. At the very end is a "player" who "entertains" women frequently into the night.

One time, in the middle of the night at 2 a.m., my friend hears a knock at the door, waking him up. He is in his pajamas and goes to answer it and opens the door. Standing there, waiting to come in, is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

He looks up at the celing and says, out loud, "Oh, thank you God." But then (since his wife was in the bedroom) he tells the woman at the door, "You don't want me. You want the man who lives next to me at the end of the hall."

[Jacrny2000]

Real life hotel stories.
I checked into a well known upscale chain hotel at about midnight. Get my key head to my room with my bag, dead tired.
I get to the room, open the door, turn on the light and bang. There is an older couple in the bed asleep. Evidently the hotel had the room numbers mixed up and gave me a room that was already occupied. I have no idea who was more startled.

When travelling cross country on a motorcycle I learned this little trick. If you need to take a shower on the road, If you stop by a motel in the morning and slip five dollars to one of the maids, they will let you use the shower in a room they either have just cleaned or are cleaning.
Ive done this probably 20 times and never been told no. One morning I made such a deal only to have the maid open to door to a couple of teenagers going after it, so to speak. Evidently they bogarted the room sneaking in while a door was open and forgot the chain.

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by atlcomedy

I consider myself pretty easy going, but I probably wouldn't have been laughing either.

Those moments just prior to and after meeting someone new are tense for me. Particularly if it involves walking through a hotel. I'm still thinking "discretion, discretion, discretion..."

Now if we had been spending the week together at a resort and midweek the same thing happened, I probably would have laughed hysterically.

After thinking about what I wrote for a few minutes, you're right. I was calloused, I guess. I know "me" but he doesn't know me at all. Or didn't.

It has taken me some time to realize just how nervous a man gets before knocking on the door or ringing the door bell. And it doesn't matter how experienced he is with life or with "this". I also believe that it's part of the rush of seeing an escort. The thrill.

Hugs,
Elisabeth

[Guest050911]

Well,

I went to see a famously tattooed tall brunette lady who's name starts with V... Things were going along famously... I did the PPE signature moves ala DATY... which caused her to tighten up even more than normal. I am not under-endowed, so we tried several positions to no avail. Finally got to the end of the bed, so I could do standing mish. All was well, and I was very enthusiast, and about 35 pounds more than I am now (Thanks AS*D Biggest Loser Contest).

So, suddenly, the bed collapses and flips up. Dumps us on the floor. I had broken the last slat in the bed and it turned into a See Saw...

We laughed it off, but I have learned to be careful, and move to the side of the bed, not the end.

PPE

[Tiffany Cums]

Ok, ok...next incall, I will make sure something funny happens...who would like to help me with that??

[sailor1500]

One time, I visited a lady I'd seen once before. When I got to her incall, she asked if I'd mind if we watched the news before starting the clock -- there was a special report coming up on how the police were catching escorts! We cuddled on the sofa, commenting on what idiocies the clients had done ("I'd never ask a thing like that before I'd gotten signals it was OK," "Has any escort ever asked YOU that?"), before finally moving on to a fine session.

And then there was the time that, as I came out of the shower, a very loud fly was buzzing about the room. So I grabbed a towel, and I'm waving it around wildly (as well as a particular body part between the legs), trying to catch the @#$@! thing. We were both laughing pretty hard by the time I gave up and we collapsed onto the bed.

[DallasRain]

sunday a client and i were taking a shower---as we were participating in some "oral washing techniques" I slipped down on my butt and my head hit the back of the tub.....and the funniest part is that at the same moment his volcano was erupting{lol}!!!!!!.So I got another shower .......and now also big gooseegg !!!

[petiteassman]

nice when a big facial ends up being the BEST part of the shower. too bad you couldnt just rinse away the goosegg as easy as the mans token of enjoyment.

[DallasRain]

lol petite...so true!!