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02-07-2012, 07:40 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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WHO CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT?
You ever tried NO FAT CHEESE? Doctor recommended fat free cheese. Fucking QUACK! Probably never tried the shit. Damn, my dogs will not even eat the fat free cheese . . . and they will eat their own turds if I let them.
Remember years ago Nabisco came out with the Fat Free Oreos. Epic failure. Again, dogs would not eat the fat free Oreos. Who's coming up with these nasty concoctions, the offspring of Joseph Mengele?
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02-07-2012, 07:44 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
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Join Date: Apr 29, 2010
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Next time read the label 
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02-07-2012, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Sep 24, 2011
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You ARE too intelligent for us. Lower your aim and speak to the audience. Very few know WTF you are talkin' 'bout.
I like it low-fat, normal flora and 'good'!
I got your back PYR(=heat)
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02-07-2012, 07:47 PM
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Funny
"Remember years ago Nabisco came out with the Fat Free Oreos. Epic failure. Again, dogs would not eat the fat free Oreos. Who's coming up with these nasty concoctions, the offspring of Joseph Mengele?"
Your wrath is not without humor.
Ann
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02-07-2012, 07:49 PM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
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Oooo...Angel of Death reference...golf clap for obscurity...well done...
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02-07-2012, 08:32 PM
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If you think that's bad, try fat free sour cream.
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02-07-2012, 09:13 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce
 Fits In Display Box Ok! So, you're constipated. Big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have to? Butt plug relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So, save your Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today. PS. Possible side effects are that it will burn on the way out! - Read Reviews of Buttplug Relief Hot Sauces
~ Size: 5oz ~ Heat Level: 8 (Hot Hot Sauce)
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02-07-2012, 10:21 PM
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So who's coming up with these concoctions??
Dow Chemical. Dupont.
I do have a 'fat free preference'. I like fat free women.
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02-07-2012, 10:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 20, 2010
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Probably the same fucker that created tofurkey.
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02-07-2012, 10:32 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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Originally Posted by Diomidis
Probably the same fucker that created tofurkey.
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and turkey bacon!! yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bacon comes from that lil fat pink thing with a squirly tail! lol
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02-07-2012, 10:39 PM
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Moved from Main Discussion. Not hobby related.
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02-07-2012, 11:01 PM
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Thanks, CC. We needed something to class up the joint here.
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02-07-2012, 11:52 PM
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You ever tried NO FAT CHEESE?
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I don't get "No fat half and half"...Its supposed to be half cream and half milk. If you take out the cream then its frickin' skim milk.
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02-07-2012, 11:56 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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I hate low fat / skim / and 2 per cent milk!
Give me Promise Land vitamen D milk and I am happy!
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02-07-2012, 11:57 PM
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artificial sweets is nasty.
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