Too many last night...

[Gentleman]

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking & driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the police on our way home from the odd holiday party. Well, last night, I was at one of them having a few drinks with co-workers & friends. Without a doubt, I had a few too many beers & knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely & without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before & am not sure where I got it. !!!!

[badhusband]

I wondered why the bus that I was on last night was swerving in and out of traffic!!

[tia travels]

This is you "taking the bus" last night. LOL (You wild man you!)

[Sweet N Little]

we know why you took the bus lol

[saintsFanChris]

Or the bus driver could have had too much cough syrup...