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12-18-2011, 05:31 PM
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My 2nd wife fell out of bed during a session, and being the gentleman I am, I got up to assist her. I took her hands and her feet slid on the carpet, and her big tonail sliced my big toenail in half and I had to go to the doctor to have it removed.
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You know you're a hobbiest when you call sex with your wife a session lol
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12-18-2011, 05:34 PM
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LOL
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You know you're a hobbiest when you call sex with your wife a session lol
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12-18-2011, 06:45 PM
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I've broken 2 beds in the hobby and one bed outside the hobby. (Usually involved some kind of "being fucked off or into" the bed)
Have had way to many rug burned knees.
Sprained tongue once (from the ladies).
More days of refusing to drink citrus than I care to recall (yes guys, I work that hard at keepin the teeth off ya - but I do try to not show up to my day job not looking like I have a speech impediment. Low volume works for me.)
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12-18-2011, 06:50 PM
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Anything's possible, man, since they're making pole-dancing an Olympic sport! :P
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The Female Penis Relays..... that would give new meaning to the words... wait for it..... "I'm cummmmming......."
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12-18-2011, 06:54 PM
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You know you're a hobbiest when you call sex with your wife a session lol
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Oh now that’s funny! I can picture it already! The guy walks in the bedroom, puts his pay check which is in a plain envelope on the dresser, and asks, OK sweetie what’s on the menu? LOL
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12-18-2011, 07:07 PM
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Thats my tag LOL
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The Female Penis Relays..... that would give new meaning to the words... wait for it..... "I'm cummmmming......."
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12-18-2011, 07:09 PM
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Rug burns on the knees or lower back is the worst. But at that moment of time the pleasure outweighs the pain. The stinging starts when you get in the shower and the water hits it.
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I've broken 2 beds in the hobby and one bed outside the hobby. (Usually involved some kind of "being fucked off or into" the bed)
Have had way to many rug burned knees.
Sprained tongue once (from the ladies).
More days of refusing to drink citrus than I care to recall (yes guys, I work that hard at keepin the teeth off ya - but I do try to not show up to my day job not looking like I have a speech impediment. Low volume works for me.)
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12-18-2011, 07:09 PM
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Cowgirl injuries...the lady hops too high and slams down on junior; with all holes barred...had this happen a few times...man, painful. Ladies, please make sure we're still inside when you rise up.
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12-18-2011, 07:12 PM
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Thats my tag LOL
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New York Speed Trap:
Billboard of JC booty picture with the message "Up a head two miles" Just imagine the tickets they could give! LOL What guy wouldn't instinctively step on the gas! LOL
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12-18-2011, 07:15 PM
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Do take your time. I want you here in one piece so I can have all of you.
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New York Speed Trap:
Billboard of JC booty picture with the message "Up a head two miles" Just imagine the tickets they could give! LOL What guy wouldn't instinctively step on the gas! LOL
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12-18-2011, 07:20 PM
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Do take your time. I want you here in one piece so I can have all of you.
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I would rush to get there, but then take my time before I left! Sigh. Is it getting hot in here? LOL
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12-18-2011, 07:27 PM
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We need some music to go with the mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-qN6TCY85c
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I would rush to get there, but then take my time before I left! Sigh. Is it getting hot in here? LOL
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12-18-2011, 07:51 PM
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Alright you lovebirds as much as i enjoy being a voyeur let's stay on topic
Thanks
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12-18-2011, 08:04 PM
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Alright you lovebirds as much as i enjoy being a voyeur let's stay on topic
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Sorry Sweetie! My bad, but who could blame me! LOL Could have been worse.... I could have been dreaming of a doubles with you and JC
Back on track.... I have had TWO providers take me out of the batting order!
Sorry Sweetie! My bad, but who could blame me! LOL Could have been worse.... I could have been dreaming of a doubles with you and JC
Angel Grace & HeatherGFE but the down time was woth it! LOL Again & Again! I'm starting to think some of you young ladies need warning labels!
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