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Old 09-22-2011, 11:33 AM   #1
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Default Creation of a Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
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with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
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threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
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Old 09-22-2011, 12:12 PM   #2
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Love it!!! This would make for a great toast
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Old 09-22-2011, 03:27 PM   #3
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I agree....love it!
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:35 PM   #4
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Damn that fisherman!
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LMFAO!
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Old 09-22-2011, 09:02 PM   #6
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God is looking for Adam & Eve in the garden, finds Adam and asks where's Eve? Adam says " she's down at the stream washing her twat" God says " Oh crap! Now I'll never get the smell outta them fish!"
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That was so FF!
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Love it, I will try to memorize it for special toasts!
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Hahahaha
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God is looking for Adam & Eve in the garden, finds Adam and asks where's Eve? Adam says " she's down at the stream washing her twat" God says " Oh crap! Now I'll never get the smell outta them fish!"
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Old 09-29-2011, 05:04 PM   #10
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That is cute. LOL!
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