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London Rayne · 09-25-2011, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Clients that come back the next day to give you a gift WITHOUT letting you know they're coming. WTF???

Good call! Hmmm....wonder how many times that nut actually did this in NY lol. Pathetic! You don't stalk people by sending them countless messages that they don't want, and you sure as hell don't show up un-announced at someone's incall or home for ANY reason.

Shayla · 09-25-2011, 12:27 PM

Poor hygiene is a deal breaker for me. I mean, there are different levels - obviously. If it's really bad and there's stuff that just doesn't look right - I won't follow through.
Talking about the sex trades, some arrogance and whatever I can deal with. Never had problems with NCNS before but I'm sure that'd make me think twice about booking with them. Having an attitude on the board isn't a deal breaker with me either - I've seen a few guys that don't have great reputations with some girls but we get along fine. "YMMV"

burkalini · 09-25-2011, 01:48 PM

COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!!!!! Thats all you need. If you feel weird it's a deal breaker if you don't it's not. An itemized list seems way to anal to me. Maam can you please email me your list and I will check off any differences. Fuck!!!!!!!! If the guy stinks don't fuck him. If the guy has critters on his pecker don't fuck him. If she always cancels or shows up really late don't fuck her. If the first word out of her mouth is OH NO that will be 200.00 more then don't fuck her. OH Yea if she has that bad tuna smell DON'T FUCK HER!!!!!

London Rayne · 09-25-2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by burkalini

COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!!!!! Thats all you need. If you feel weird it's a deal breaker if you don't it's not. An itemized list seems way to anal to me. Maam can you please email me your list and I will check off any differences. Fuck!!!!!!!! If the guy stinks don't fuck him. If the guy has critters on his pecker don't fuck him. If she always cancels or shows up really late don't fuck her. If the first word out of her mouth is OH NO that will be 200.00 more then don't fuck her. OH Yea if she has that bad tuna smell DON'T FUCK HER!!!!!

Good gosh...you sound like ME!

Shayla · 09-25-2011, 03:54 PM

Common sense?! On a hooker board?! Who'd have known.

charlestudor2005 · 09-25-2011, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Naughty Destiny

That was funny!

New use for an Ace bandage and catheter tube???

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Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Clients that come back the next day to give you a gift WITHOUT letting you know they're coming. WTF???

What provider sees clients in her home, or books the same hotel room so this can happen?? Not very bright, IMHO.

sensualsanaa · 09-25-2011, 04:18 PM

Great list of HELL NO's! lol. another one that goes hand in hand with gossip is sending me photos of other providers you've been with... why in the hell would I need this? Or guys who want to see you for a special rate that you advertised three months ago. I do NOT like negotiators. I mean, you don't go into WalMart and ask them to take $20 off your total because the economy is hard do you? You don't walk into Neiman Marcus and ask for $50 off because Macys has it for cheaper do you?

The rest I ca pretty much deal with. But if you try to haggle with me, you cn expect the session to be less than satisfactory for both parties, so why try?

lisa.lisa0302 · 09-25-2011, 04:40 PM

But for some, common sense is lost on some folks.

Trust me, we ladies do not want to have a deal breaker list, providing would be so great without it.

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Originally Posted by burkalini

COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!!!!! Thats all you need. If you feel weird it's a deal breaker if you don't it's not. An itemized list seems way to anal to me. Maam can you please email me your list and I will check off any differences. Fuck!!!!!!!! If the guy stinks don't fuck him. If the guy has critters on his pecker don't fuck him. If she always cancels or shows up really late don't fuck her. If the first word out of her mouth is OH NO that will be 200.00 more then don't fuck her. OH Yea if she has that bad tuna smell DON'T FUCK HER!!!!!

Laz · 09-25-2011, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by exoticentyce

You don't walk into Neiman Marcus and ask for $50 off because Macys has it for cheaper do you?

Actually, yes. Price matching in the retail world is pretty common.

I agree about it being rude with a provider. Since this is such a personal service it is like me saying she is not worth that amount. That is tacky.

Naughty Destiny · 09-25-2011, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

But for some, common sense is lost on some folks.

I like to say that common sense is not so common after all.

Old-T · 09-25-2011, 04:50 PM

I generally agree/understand your list but scratch my head at one of your items:

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Originally Posted by Naughty Destiny

THINGS THAT DO NOT BREAK THE DEAL BUT SHOULD BE ADDRESSED:

Lying – I love (or not) it when I get a voicemail that says "hi Destiny this is Frank" and then when I go to call him back, his voicemail says "hi you've reached Steve and am not available to take your call at this time…" Really? I understand you have the need to be discreet, and I respect that, but it is what it is and I do not like liars. It may be petty and miniscule, but it makes me wonder about you. If you'd lie about something so stupid as your first name (the same first names that I'm sure millions of other guys have) what else would you lie about? This may not be a total deal breaker, dependent on your response when I confront you about it.

So can I assume your real first name is Destiny? It always bothers me when one side or the other believes discretion is not a 50/50 deal. Ususally it is the guys who feel their need for discretion is paramount but a lady should post her clearly identifiable face photo. In this case I would argue that if you do not use your real first name on 1st contact, why should you be upset at others who do not?

beaver lover · 09-25-2011, 04:56 PM

HUH? At least no mentioned erection problems!

Naomi4u · 09-25-2011, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

What provider sees clients in her home, or books the same hotel room so this can happen?? Not very bright, IMHO.

London and I were making fun of a hobbyist JUST FYI.

Honey a lot of ladies stay in hotel rooms for more than a day. Moving to another hotel every day would be the "not very bright" move so is providing from your home. We know this.

xoxo

Naughty Destiny · 09-25-2011, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Old-T

So can I assume your real first name is Destiny?

London Rayne · 09-25-2011, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

What provider sees clients in her home, or books the same hotel room so this can happen?? Not very bright, IMHO.

You would be surprised.

Hotel room I can see, but your own home is asking for trouble. Even if it was your home, freaking lie so they don't think it is!

Old T, I don't think she is saying she wants full disclosure, but if you say your name is such and such...just tell her it's your hobby name in the first place. I can't tell you the number of times a guy emails me from "Rick Butts" and then signs it, as Ben Dover. WTF...now I have a Ben and a Rick booked at the same time!

Don't say you're a white male at 5 ft. 8, then an Asian dude shows up lol. She is talking about guys who lie to get through screening I would assume.