Guys, how much do you prep for an outcall?

[woody4eroticfun]

Guys, How much effort do you put into the preparation for an outcall visit ? Do you tidy up the place, make the bed, turn on music, light candles ? Do you prepare for an outcall date like you would for a date with a non-provider ?

I'm just curious if I'm unusual in the fact that I tidy the place up, make the bed, turn down the lights, light some scented candles, put on some sexy music. I like the ambiance of the setting to help set the mood for an enjoyable visit, and I figure most providers would appreciate the added touch. I usually have cold bottled water or something to drink for the provider, along with offering her a towel and washcloth. I also prefer to shower & shave within an hour or so of a provider visiting. I like them to be shower fresh, so I figure they would like the same.

[The Sixth Beatle]

I pick-up the place, vacuum and make the bed. But the most important thing is clean the bathroom, particularly the toilet and sink. Lay out an extra washcloth, towel and cheap toothbrush, still in the wrapper.

[mojoworkin]

Woody--sounds like you are doing it right. Not much I can add.

[royamcr]

I usually sprinkle a little peppermint oil. My place doesn't smell, but this kind of covers up any lingering cooking scent. Or last minute lemon scented cleaning products. lol

But yes, vacuum, dust, clean sheets, make bed, clean bathroom... No dirty dishes laying around, or clothes... The trick is to clean but not make it look like you just cleaned. I can never figure out the music vs. TV on. I usually go for the TV... Overall she is a hooker, lol, an easy lay. Just don't leave anything repulsive out and it should be ok.

[Autumnkc]

wow Royamcr... not nice

[Shayla]

Originally Posted by Autumnkc

wow Royamcr... not nice

LOL. I thought it was funny. For me, he's right. It's not it's a visit from the in-laws.

[royamcr]

lol, funny, I clean up the place more for a "working girl" (that better, lol) than the parents. :-)

[CuteOldGuy]

I sweep all the empty beer cans against the wall, make sure the laundry is neatly piled in the corner, spray some Raid on the mattress, and put some fresh newspaper down. Always makes an impression.

[Cheaper2buyit]

I make sure to put the ol lady out and give the girlfriends money to shop for at least 3hours.

[royamcr]

Ya you want to definitely keep the bed bugs at bay for an hour. Nothing spoils the mood than a bed bug biting a girls yoo hoo.

[eriktheredd]

Candles, scented spray, music. The time it takes for the prep is generally 15min. My bath/shower time not included of course. The ambiance of my place sets the mood right.

[CuteOldGuy]

You need an ambulance for a session? WTH? Oh, ambience. That's different. Never mind. But I need ambulance after a session occasionally.

[FireSerpent]

I make sure common areas are clear and clean of unsavory items. I typically put music on (Pandora is awesome for this)... nothing soft and sensual unless one of us is getting a massage (I don't want anyone falling asleep) but something with a good beat. Stock the mini-fridge with bottled water. Protection in open view. Bathroom must be spotless and supplied with a fresh roll of toilet paper, clean towels, wet wipes and some lady smelling body washes.

Most importantly... I shower, do some manscaping (shave the pubes/facial hair), brush my teeth/gargle, make sure my hair looks good and put on a small amount of cologne in key areas of my body... and last, find a nice pair of trunks to throw on under my clothes... no one thinks tighty-whiteys/boxers are sexy.

[FireSerpent]

Originally Posted by Autumnkc

wow Royamcr... not nice

Don't take that stuff personally Autumn.

[lisa.lisa0302]

Giggle. Now that was funny.

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I sweep all the empty beer cans against the wall, make sure the laundry is neatly piled in the corner, spray some Raid on the mattress, and put some fresh newspaper down. Always makes an impression.