How hot and dry is it in Mississippi?
My first attempt at posting humor. I had a friend send me this:
How Hot & Dry Is It In Mississippi ?
A buddy out of Jackson , MS said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Brandon , MS said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Yazoo City , MS , they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Greenville , MS , a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Mississippi that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
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