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Old 06-18-2011, 02:46 PM   #1
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Him- My mom just dropped me off and will be back to pick me up after my lap dance.

Me- What the???!!! I need to see some I.D.!
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Old 06-18-2011, 02:49 PM   #2
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no f-ing way!!!!
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Old 06-18-2011, 05:07 PM   #3
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Bwahahahaha!!!

Classic!

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Old 06-18-2011, 06:03 PM   #4
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all i can tell you is that they are getting younger everyday....not to mention dumber !
his mother brought him to an appointment and dropped him off for a private dance?
Dear ol Mom ..wish my mom would of taken me there when i was 12 or 13 ..lol

I was sitting here wondering what his conversation with mom would of been like after getting his first lap dance and handjob.
mom..baby did the pretty girl make you feel good?
son...yes momma and she had huge tittys'
Mom.. son did she kiss you down there?
Son.. Yes momma and she had on this dark red lipstick.

the rest is for you imagination !

Lol..wouldnt you have loved to have heard that conversation !!
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Old 06-18-2011, 06:08 PM   #5
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Well he wasn't 13, he was 19 lol and he had $$$ for my whole show. It was a little off putting to hear and I can't believe he told me lol but he was very earnest. It's stuff like that that makes for great comedy, that's why I shared it here.

Oh p.s. I wear pink lipstick lol.
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Old 06-18-2011, 06:28 PM   #6
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whats next,... "you my sister, your my sister!!" ala Joe Dirt
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Old 06-18-2011, 06:29 PM   #7
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I don't get it..
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Old 06-18-2011, 06:39 PM   #8
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youve never seen the movie joe dirt?
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Old 06-18-2011, 06:47 PM   #9
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I know it's David Spade as Mullet man but I haven't seen it no. So that comment fell flat on me lol.
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Old 06-18-2011, 07:25 PM   #10
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Mmmm I guess
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I get the joke Knotty!
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Maybe it was Mom's alternative to "The Talk"....

My dad took me to a gentleman's club when I turned 18...
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Old 06-19-2011, 12:18 AM   #13
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19 is a trifle late for "The Talk" me thinks.
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Old 06-19-2011, 12:25 AM   #14
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well..Paven sweetie i hope you took it easy on the young gent.
It had me laughing so hard trying to think in my mind what his mom would of asked him when he got back in the car.
She might of done him a huge favor or ruined him for life..lol
But as good looking as Paven is im going for the huge favor end of the deal.
But pink lipstick or red i bet it was one hell of a story to tell momma when he got back in the car.
Lmao
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very true
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