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Carl · 02-24-2010, 08:36 AM

Well, chicagosun, you are aware that the mouth is connected to the asshole, right? Food goes in, food goes out. It's a wonder we don't taste our own shit.

I'll let that thought settle in for a moment.

boardman · 02-24-2010, 09:20 AM

Useless Thread........................ ........................

notanewbie · 02-24-2010, 09:30 AM

BFT boardman, geesh!

simpleton · 02-24-2010, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by notanewbie

BFT boardman, geesh!

What does bft mean?

simpleton · 02-24-2010, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by chicagosun

I can remember in High School when hearing of a woman's oral adventures quickly x'd her out from anytype of "GF" status yet alone "GFE".

First of all this isn't high school.

Second: That chick would get moved to the top of my list. I didn't even care what she looked like. I just wanted a blow job.

notanewbie · 02-24-2010, 10:28 AM

bout' fuckin' time, I may have made that up.

I would not take any pride in that.

boardman · 02-24-2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by simpleton

What does bft mean?

Blue Force Tradition

It's a reference to the mystical powers of the blue water.

chicagosun · 02-24-2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by simpleton

First of all this isn't high school.

Second: That chick would get moved to the top of my list. I didn't even care what she looked like. I just wanted a blow job.

Fair enough, I'm just sort of pointing out how far I've come as a person since High School.

I also came from an environment where you don't kiss girls who you know went down on so so and so because theoretically dude's will say "you sucked John's penis because jane gave him head and you're tasting his shit".

Of course, I've DFK and LFK a provider or two plus random women in my life. Heck, I used to LFK random strippers a lot. I love the sensation of a tongue in my mouth turns me on like crazy. I wouldn't LFK right after it's been slobbing on another man's shaft knowingly like in some of these 2 guys, 1 chick porno flicks I watch. I still have my "rules" but the more I don't know the better. So I wouldn't want a GFE provider telling me she just got through seeing a client 3 hours prior to my arrival. Tell me that you weren't doing anything today and I'm your only guy. I'll then take my chances on you using mouthwash in the morning and before my arrival.

Booth · 02-24-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by chicagosun

You didn't read well. I'm not "worried" or "concerned" about I'm just tripping about human nature. That's it.

Thanks for the clarification. I'd hate to think you were worried or concerned but can probably live with the fact that you're tripping. Put on some Ravi Shankar and try to take it easy for a few hours.

boardman · 02-24-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by notanewbie

BFT boardman, geesh!

Hey, I was watching Olympic Curling when this thread started. I got so frustrated watching those hot Japanese chicks that I decided to rent "Anal Asians XXI" on PPV. I jacked off three times, fell asleep and when I woke up I found this thread and called it right away.

I'm a volunteer god dammit, Jim! I dont have time to just patrol these boards for useless threads 24/7. I'm giving it all I've got but sometimes I've got my own useless comments to make. GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BREAK!

CaptainQ · 02-24-2010, 11:02 AM

I don't know why, but I find this thread extremely amsuing. Some of the comical responses make my day.

enderwiggin · 02-24-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by chicagosun

I wouldn't want a GFE provider telling me she just got through seeing a client 3 hours prior to my arrival. Tell me that you weren't doing anything today and I'm your only guy.

One thing's for sure, if you don't ask her how many clients she's had that day, she won't tell. Even if you do ask, odds are she'll lie to you and say "You're the first. I've waited all day for you." What reason does she have to tell you if she's blown 30 guys, or none for that matter? More to the point, what reason do you have for asking?

Ever shake a guy's hand? Has he ever jerked off? Dude!! You just jerked that guy off!!!

chicagosun · 02-24-2010, 12:08 PM

Well for one, the whole jacking off/sucking off through 2nd or 3rd degree contact is, as i noted shit that was said and done when I was young.

Also like I said in my post, the more I don't know the better. If I really want to get that info from a provider I'll engage in small talk and pick it up from there.

Outside of that, I'm pretty much accepting that I'm licking a tongue that was formerly on another man's shaft. Preferrably, I wouldn't want my tongue touching anywhere a man's penis has been but unfortunately for me these are things I will hae to accept due to my insatiable desire for some NSA GFE.

notanewbie · 02-24-2010, 12:12 PM

but would you ever go bareback?

meryt · 02-24-2010, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by chicagosun

I'm not "worried" or "concerned"

Well, something you should be "worried" or "concerned" about is 69-ing while on the bottom. I heard about a guy who was down there licking away when a tiny movement from her "O" caught his attention. A tiny, wiggling parasitic worm then dropped onto his face.